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cath🎃

@thevantass.bsky.social

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cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 26m

I love not being a real molecular biologist masquerading as a real molecular biologist I have literally none of the answers as to why but I know what works

cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 27m

I HAVE OTHER SHIT TO BE DOING WHY AM I DEALING WITH GEN XERS

cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 29m

Oop now I’m also the office therapist and I’m doing all the actual thinking work for this entire project (it’s 12:30pm and I’m fucking tired)

cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 1h

Just the latest in me asking questions well in advance and finding out no one bothered to even read the thing before telling me to do it. And then I seem like the crazy person because no one read it.

cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 1h

Anyway someone who is not above me but does outrank me was supposed to deal with a lot of the work shit and apparently did not read the protocol at all. And then he disappeared for an hour and is just loud sighing at his computer right now

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cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 2h

*you can only use

cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 2h

And you tell the person who handed it to you that you cannot use the 100 sticks they already set aside for you because you cannot use the only use 16 sticks and they look at you like you have three heads because THEY DIDNT READ THE FUCKING PROTOCOL AND YOURE TRYING TO GET A SINGLE ANSWER FROM ANYONE

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cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 2h

Have you ever then been told to try a new method with new sticks and new glue and you’re handed the protocol and no one else read it because this birdhouse is trying to get built with a total of 16 sticks? That’s not enough sticks? Then you’re handed 18 sticks and you have to say that’s too many!

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cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 2h

Have you ever tried to make a birdhouse with popsicle sticks and white school glue? Have you ever tried to assemble it when it wasn’t fully dry? Have you ever tried to assemble it near a glass of water that gets knocked over? Have you ever then had someone tell you that’s just how it goes?

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Cas 🐟 VGen Comms Open @cas.distracted.is · 2h

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Fenn🌱🌞 @fennekki.bsky.social · 2h

A meme from Tintin with Captain Haddock saying "What a week, huh?" and Tintin replying "Captain, it's Wednesday".

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cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 2h

Like I cannot put in a single post what all is going on but it’s a lot. And I have knowledge I shouldn’t about some things. And I have to act normal

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cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 2h

Work is a shit show today and what the fuck do you mean it’s only wednesday

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cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 1d

Feeling mildly stressed about the amount of crochet I need to complete before Christmas but I just remembered I’m off work for a whole week at the end of the month so I can crochet as fuck while Kalyn is hereeeee

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cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 1d

JUMPINGGGG

cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 1d

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cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 1d

VASHTIIIIIIII GET BACK IN YOUR SURGERY SUIT YOU ONLY HAVE TO WEAR IT UNTIL FRIDAY

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cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 1d

I cannot stress how much you’re going to LOVE the twins they’re such little problems who love being held and cuddled and pet

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cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 1d

She got out AGAIN the other day and actually REMOVED the suture she untied. Incision looks fine though!

cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 6d

Ketzia got out of her suit AGAIN and managed to untie a suture. So I get to call the vet when they open I guess

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cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 1d

We were supposed to get rain today and tomorrow after weeks of no rain and my weather app now tells me the chances we get rain at all this week are slim. Dust bowl here we come

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s. eek smith 👻 @sesmith.lol · 1d

A really cool thing you can do for your family is have a detailed conversation about your end of life wishes, with a very clear advance directive, long before you think you'll need it. And also to have a hospice consult EARLY, again, before you need it, so it's in place when you do.

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cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 1d

Entering my recipe era

cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 1d

As we know, I am from the Saint Louis Metropolitan Area. If you want to know what ridiculous foods we eat here, try these Gooey Butter Cookies. I adapted the recipe from a comment I found on the St. Louis subreddit into something that is easy to follow and read. Better than the local stores. 10/10.

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cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 2d

ALSO YOU SHOULD ADD CINNAMONA ND PUMPKIN PUE SPICE TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT I PROBABLY DO 1.5tsp EACH

cath🎃 @thevantass.bsky.social · 2d

The recipe said 400°F for 45-55 min or until a toothpick comes out clean but I always found the top would start burning before it was cooked all the way through but ymmv depending on your oven and what your loaf pan is made of

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