You know times are challenging when you receive an email from a Nigerian prince asking for money.

Elon, I found a good use for your logo

Remember, If you try to play chess with a pigeon it's going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut like it won. So why argue with trolls?

My eyeballs hurt now 😵

Could it be because I've been on Blue for the last 4 hours?

I need to get life a real life

If you build an idiot proof device; they will build you a better idiot.