Stop the boats!

By boats, I mean yachts owned by millionaires and billionaires.

I am convinced that the role of humanity is not to attempt to preserve itself for aeons, or even colonise space, but to create synthetic conscious life that will be the heir to our intelligence and consciousness and allow the universe to recognise itself until its heat death.

The latest round of fact checking and debunking is sure to either embarrass Trump into resignation, or give him pause for self-reflection and personal development into a better human.

It might be best if the USA is cut off from the rest of the world for a few years.

It's important to know how dog cloning took off in South Korea.

A Korean businessman had the best meal of his life and wanted to repeat the experience.

Just remember: the liberal political establishment preferred the risk of a Trump Presidency to a Bernie Sanders Presidency.

Trump looked at a Mercator projection of the world, and saw that Greenland was the biggest country in the world, bigger than the USA, which is why he wants it to be American.

I'm going to have sex with 1000 women in 24 hours.

Give me your wives, your girlfriends, etc.

There are no cultural or religious exemptions for bigotry.

Guehi, Morsy, and Mazraoui (and anyone else I missed) are simply ignorant bigots.

They should be appropriately sanctioned and educated, not indulged for fear of causing offence or appearing intolerant of their beliefs. #rainbowlaces

If liberals knew the USA was so sexist and racist, why did they pick Harris, a black woman, to run for President?

I wonder if he'll finally get that wall built.

Kevin Macleod is the greatest composer of the last hundred years.

Israel's war against Hamas is one of the most successful conflicts in history.

So far they've killed over 400% of all Hamas terrorists.

Biting the medals at the Olympics is ableist, because it discriminates against people with no teeth.

Ill-fitting gloves are the perfect alibi.