the very veriest
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She/they. Life stuff, yarn stuff, books, cannibals, whales, vampires, guys on boats. Pro-ship. NSFW. Pfp by @imrights
LOOK AT MY BIRTHDAY CAKE IT’S SO PRETTY AND TASTED SO GOOD it’s chocolate with peppermint buttercream
December 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
LOOK AT MY BIRTHDAY CAKE IT’S SO PRETTY AND TASTED SO GOOD it’s chocolate with peppermint buttercream
“Dis baby is a baby that died so the other babies can eat it!”
My baby’s first cannibalism…only 4 years old, I’m so proud 🥹
My baby’s first cannibalism…only 4 years old, I’m so proud 🥹
December 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“Dis baby is a baby that died so the other babies can eat it!”
My baby’s first cannibalism…only 4 years old, I’m so proud 🥹
My baby’s first cannibalism…only 4 years old, I’m so proud 🥹
I don’t know if this is impressive or embarrassing, or maybe both?
December 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I don’t know if this is impressive or embarrassing, or maybe both?
Me when I watch Heated Rivalry
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Me when I watch Heated Rivalry
One down, one to go!
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
One down, one to go!
My own pictures of the thumbs because they’re also so good!
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
My own pictures of the thumbs because they’re also so good!
Got my nails done today and I’m so obsessed with them (video from the salon’s IG) and ALSO my nail tech does burlesque and I’m obsessed with her and I convinced her AND the owner to watch Heated Rivalry. What a day.
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Got my nails done today and I’m so obsessed with them (video from the salon’s IG) and ALSO my nail tech does burlesque and I’m obsessed with her and I convinced her AND the owner to watch Heated Rivalry. What a day.
Went to the yarn store today, going to try and bang out two hats by Wednesday for my daughters’ preschool teachers because I’m crazy.
December 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Went to the yarn store today, going to try and bang out two hats by Wednesday for my daughters’ preschool teachers because I’m crazy.
NINE?!??!?! God, I have to do everything around here.
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
NINE?!??!?! God, I have to do everything around here.
I agreed with all of you but I was wrong, this is better
October 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I agreed with all of you but I was wrong, this is better
Help! Which pink for a Christmas tree!
October 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Help! Which pink for a Christmas tree!
It’s because our nervous systems are addicted to chaos
October 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It’s because our nervous systems are addicted to chaos
I don’t ever want to hear another word about how this woman is the best songwriter of our generation. NOT ANOTHER WORD.
October 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I don’t ever want to hear another word about how this woman is the best songwriter of our generation. NOT ANOTHER WORD.
Dog walking fit of the day
October 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Dog walking fit of the day
I read an otherwise delightful fic but was taken aback at this SLANDER, how can someone be “too Massachusetts” for a line famously from one of the most Massachusetts movies of all time? Our lords and saviors Matt Damon and Ben Affleck would like a word!
September 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I read an otherwise delightful fic but was taken aback at this SLANDER, how can someone be “too Massachusetts” for a line famously from one of the most Massachusetts movies of all time? Our lords and saviors Matt Damon and Ben Affleck would like a word!
I regret to say…Gentlebeard
September 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I regret to say…Gentlebeard
Tonight’s bar trivia team name
September 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Tonight’s bar trivia team name
I’m going to see Oh, Mary in November to see Jane Krakowski and I was already excited but today this casting announcement dropped and I am now squealing at a pitch that can only be heard by dogs!!! Jenna and Danny!!!!!!!!!
September 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’m going to see Oh, Mary in November to see Jane Krakowski and I was already excited but today this casting announcement dropped and I am now squealing at a pitch that can only be heard by dogs!!! Jenna and Danny!!!!!!!!!
POV I send you this right before I do an extended info dump on the wreck of the Mignonette and how this led to the outlawing of cannibalism in cases of marine disaster
September 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
POV I send you this right before I do an extended info dump on the wreck of the Mignonette and how this led to the outlawing of cannibalism in cases of marine disaster
Today’s dog walking fit
September 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Today’s dog walking fit
Ooh, a comment notification! Can’t wait to see—oh.
September 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Ooh, a comment notification! Can’t wait to see—oh.
It’s important to dress for the occasion when walking the dog
September 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It’s important to dress for the occasion when walking the dog