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Ace Shrift

@theviewfromhellis.bsky.social

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@mad_charkulics on the old one do you even know the difference between a swamp and an ancient bog

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Ace Shrift @theviewfromhellis.bsky.social · 19h

Ace Shrift @theviewfromhellis.bsky.social · 4d

someone please stab me

Ace Shrift @theviewfromhellis.bsky.social · 4d

leave them all in LA

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Ace Shrift @theviewfromhellis.bsky.social · 11d

Boom, bitch

Ace Shrift @theviewfromhellis.bsky.social · 11d

hard pressed to find anything that makes me angrier than my teams shitting the bed in prime time

Ace Shrift @theviewfromhellis.bsky.social · 11d

why is it illegal for kickers to have normal names. atticus sappington? get lost dude

Ace Shrift @theviewfromhellis.bsky.social · 11d

state

Ace Shrift @theviewfromhellis.bsky.social · 15d

state by 30

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Ace Shrift @theviewfromhellis.bsky.social · 18d

whenever you can extend a manager with zero points through four games you have to do it, what could go wrong #wwfc

Ace Shrift @theviewfromhellis.bsky.social · 20d

there are way more important things happening in the world and they’re all bad, but vince on #bb27 is gunning for biggest bitch in tv history

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Ace Shrift @theviewfromhellis.bsky.social · 29d

AI is so good, remember when 15 year old Ariana Grande dumped Patrick’s voice actor for Mr. Krabs’ voice actor

slop ai Facebook post lying about everything

Ace Shrift @theviewfromhellis.bsky.social · Sep 8

watching a different sport than whatever the dolphins tried to do today, it’s pretty good

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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · Sep 5

(volume up)

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Ace Shrift @theviewfromhellis.bsky.social · Aug 30

it’s never been closer to happening

Ace Shrift @theviewfromhellis.bsky.social · Aug 20

Ace Shrift @theviewfromhellis.bsky.social · Aug 16

hope that’s a wake up call to fosun to bust out the checkbook for some reinforcements. decent enough performance but there’s hardly any threat other than hit and hope crosses (Hoever was decent btw)

Ace Shrift @theviewfromhellis.bsky.social · Aug 16

peter drury: molineux respecter

Ace Shrift @theviewfromhellis.bsky.social · Aug 16

although we shouldn’t be rewarding centered badges. sunderland and spurs have ruined otherwise good looking kits

Ace Shrift @theviewfromhellis.bsky.social · Aug 16

real barclays goals at the stadium of light

Ace Shrift @theviewfromhellis.bsky.social · Aug 8

all the freaks are out at musikfest

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · Aug 5

this is the way rich people think about health insurance

gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · Aug 4

It’s ever a good idea to see what’s going on at the NYT, but

The NYT

When Everybody Has Airport Lounge Access, Nobody Does
Aug. 3, 2025

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Ace Shrift @theviewfromhellis.bsky.social · Aug 4

[watching law and order] honey look it’s the bear

a photo of young Jeremy Allen White testifying in court on a 2008 episode of Law and Order

Ace Shrift @theviewfromhellis.bsky.social · Aug 2

it’s fucked up how ouija is pronounced wee-jee. should be wee-ja. how did we let this happen