JFC it was my top song in 2025. Just had it on repeat for like a week 💀😂😂

Very easy to dream on the 22.6% K-BB% from the first half though haha

He has wildly stark 1st/2nd half splits (most dramatic this past year) and I don't know fully what to make of it. He does make most starts typically... but I'm scared of some kinda chronic injury

Genuinely weird to me to sign at that price point before the Winter Meetings even.

If somebody is whining after how much has been accomplished in the first ~month, then they just won't be happy regardless of what happens.

2/28 with the opt-out, great price and instantly feel pretty good about the back end of the pen with everybody sliding down a rung.

Rightfully so-- lot to do this off-season!

(your job is much more important, Bluesky will be here for you and whomever you save!)

@mjmoser.bsky.social something good!!!

Lol you get it

Honestly, I'd rather just be hurt so I can start getting over it than live in the suspended state we're in now.

Or it could be good news!

Oh look at us, we're the Blue Jays. We've got an "ace" who's been in steep decline, a gimmick screwball thrower who's pitched like 5 MLB games, a TJ returner whose stuff was a standard deviation below average, the most inconsistent game-to-game pitcher on earth, and a strict two-pitch underperformer

Genuine masterpiece

I'm coping. To be clear.

x.com/ByMcCullough...

What's the Andrew Friedman quote? "If you're rational about every free agent, you'll never sign any of them"?