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Report: We’d be fucking grateful for a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club

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December 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Nation’s coke dealers on standby as Sales teams organise end of year parties

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November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Eager beaver colleague joins video call 6 minutes early

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November 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Corporate HQ changes R U OK Day to FUK U Day

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September 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Company that angry ex-employee vowed will fail after he left doing just fine

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September 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
A modern day Ferris Bueller: This man chucked a sickie and doomscrolled all day

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August 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Teams users in awe as friend shares wonderful anecdotes about Slack

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July 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
‘It’s been one of those weeks’ says colleague for 238th week in a row

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July 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Execs celebrate EOFY by giving selves 7-figure bonus, firing 20% of team

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June 30, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Communist Delivery Lead wants to control the means of digital production

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June 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Leadership team outsources CEO Sleepout to Philippines

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June 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Five fatalities in deadliest Mondayitis outbreak on record

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June 16, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Edgy startup names meeting rooms after problematic rappers

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June 11, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Four people now trying to get presentation laptop to work

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June 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
‘We’re a family here’, say Manson & Associates

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May 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Video meeting attendee fucking thrilled to be given seven minutes back

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May 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Got much on for the weekend?

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May 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Company finally moves to Bluesky because, well, you know

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May 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM