I feel like all autocorrects I use have just been getting worse. I am quite frequently getting suggestions that are off or just plain weird.

I don't think it's a coincidence that it's happening at a time when companies try to cram 'AI' into anything and everything.

You also know this little dipshit robostapler won’t even work right — you’ll flinch and reach for a pen and it’ll wheel up and beg for your attention. It’ll staple your hand. It’ll get jammed and shit loose staples. It’ll bark right-wing propaganda and tell you how to build a suitcase nuke.

Our local store has a butcher whom you can ask for special bits and pieces.

To be fair, neurotypicals write shit emails.

Spirit Island.

I've had a look at what it does and came to the same conclusion. I'd spend more time untangling and verifying its output than I would just doing the work myself.

Hedgehogs are many things—not the least awesome, but graceful climbers? I don't see it.

Except back then, I actually had both the time and patience to do that. :D

Miserable prisons!

Not according to J.J. Abrams.

(With whom I heartily disagree.)

A very good book, and well worthy! And I just finished Service Model, which I loved, albeit for wholly different reasons. I think I needed to laugh at the misery instead of wallowing in it!

Also, I swear you write faster than I read these days. Need to sort my priorities.

I mean fix my task list.

Ohhhhh didn't know about that. It would suit my wonky mind perfectly. I hope they're able to translate it with good mechanics that help drive the weirdness and storytelling.