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Yes, our agency is by the beach. But that does not mean YOU HAVE TO BE BAREFOOT IN THE OFFICE!
April 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Yes, our agency is by the beach. But that does not mean YOU HAVE TO BE BAREFOOT IN THE OFFICE!
MAGA moron was laughing saying according to Maritime Law, America has more coastline so the Gulf of Mexico should've been renamed hundreds of years ago.
I reminded them that hundreds of years ago, that coastline was still part of Mexico, France, and Spain. They responded with, "Cry harder, lib."
I reminded them that hundreds of years ago, that coastline was still part of Mexico, France, and Spain. They responded with, "Cry harder, lib."
February 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
MAGA moron was laughing saying according to Maritime Law, America has more coastline so the Gulf of Mexico should've been renamed hundreds of years ago.
I reminded them that hundreds of years ago, that coastline was still part of Mexico, France, and Spain. They responded with, "Cry harder, lib."
I reminded them that hundreds of years ago, that coastline was still part of Mexico, France, and Spain. They responded with, "Cry harder, lib."
Still curious as to how many people pursued STEM degrees because of Breaking Bad?
February 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Still curious as to how many people pursued STEM degrees because of Breaking Bad?
When a cop pulls you over for flashing gang signs at them and you have to explain that you’re just trying to flick a booger out the window but it keeps sticking to your finger.
February 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
When a cop pulls you over for flashing gang signs at them and you have to explain that you’re just trying to flick a booger out the window but it keeps sticking to your finger.
I remember by first foray into stand up comedy was my third grade clarinet recital. I got up onto stage and people laughed at me for 15 minutes straight.
February 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I remember by first foray into stand up comedy was my third grade clarinet recital. I got up onto stage and people laughed at me for 15 minutes straight.
And to think, half of America still thinks all this shit is better than having a qualified black woman in office.
February 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
And to think, half of America still thinks all this shit is better than having a qualified black woman in office.
Remember when Biff got the Sports Almanac and created an alternate reality?
February 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Remember when Biff got the Sports Almanac and created an alternate reality?
Filipino parents: I love Trump!
You: Well, Trump is getting rid of the Department of Education and will also look to ruin Social Security, effectively screwing over your grandkids' future.
Also Filipino Parents: Don't harass me with all this politics. It's disrespectful.
You: Well, Trump is getting rid of the Department of Education and will also look to ruin Social Security, effectively screwing over your grandkids' future.
Also Filipino Parents: Don't harass me with all this politics. It's disrespectful.
February 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Filipino parents: I love Trump!
You: Well, Trump is getting rid of the Department of Education and will also look to ruin Social Security, effectively screwing over your grandkids' future.
Also Filipino Parents: Don't harass me with all this politics. It's disrespectful.
You: Well, Trump is getting rid of the Department of Education and will also look to ruin Social Security, effectively screwing over your grandkids' future.
Also Filipino Parents: Don't harass me with all this politics. It's disrespectful.
Every 2Aer out there
February 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Every 2Aer out there
Economist predict households will be paying extra $1200/year due to Trump’s tarrifs. Which means the only thing my Trump loving family members will be getting for Christmas are Venmo payment requests.
February 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Economist predict households will be paying extra $1200/year due to Trump’s tarrifs. Which means the only thing my Trump loving family members will be getting for Christmas are Venmo payment requests.
Reporter: Mr. President, how exactly was DEI responsible for the crash in DC?
Trump: What kind of helicopter was involved in the crash?
Reporter: DoD says it was a Black Hawk
Trump: There! If it was a White Hawk, there wouldn’t had been a crash.
Trump: What kind of helicopter was involved in the crash?
Reporter: DoD says it was a Black Hawk
Trump: There! If it was a White Hawk, there wouldn’t had been a crash.
January 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Reporter: Mr. President, how exactly was DEI responsible for the crash in DC?
Trump: What kind of helicopter was involved in the crash?
Reporter: DoD says it was a Black Hawk
Trump: There! If it was a White Hawk, there wouldn’t had been a crash.
Trump: What kind of helicopter was involved in the crash?
Reporter: DoD says it was a Black Hawk
Trump: There! If it was a White Hawk, there wouldn’t had been a crash.
[On my porch enjoy a nice Summer’s Eve]
Me: This douche is delicious.
Me: This douche is delicious.
January 30, 2025 at 7:29 AM
[On my porch enjoy a nice Summer’s Eve]
Me: This douche is delicious.
Me: This douche is delicious.
After this nightmare is over, we should really have this done to everyone who voted for and supported this Nazi loving administration.
January 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
After this nightmare is over, we should really have this done to everyone who voted for and supported this Nazi loving administration.
LOL. “States Rights.”
January 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
LOL. “States Rights.”
At this point, I’m legit waiting for Musk and DOGE to drop a bill introducing the 7-day work week.
January 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
At this point, I’m legit waiting for Musk and DOGE to drop a bill introducing the 7-day work week.
GOP: We keep our guns should we need to fight against a tyrannical government.
*Government becomes tyrannical*
Also GOP: Eh…let us know when the President is black — now that’s tyranny!
*Government becomes tyrannical*
Also GOP: Eh…let us know when the President is black — now that’s tyranny!
January 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
GOP: We keep our guns should we need to fight against a tyrannical government.
*Government becomes tyrannical*
Also GOP: Eh…let us know when the President is black — now that’s tyranny!
*Government becomes tyrannical*
Also GOP: Eh…let us know when the President is black — now that’s tyranny!
Is a wet fart considered a gas or a liquid?
January 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Is a wet fart considered a gas or a liquid?
Republicans: The Constitution should never be changed.
Also Republicans: Let’s change the Constitution.
Also Republicans: Let’s change the Constitution.
January 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Republicans: The Constitution should never be changed.
Also Republicans: Let’s change the Constitution.
Also Republicans: Let’s change the Constitution.
MAGATs celebrating the name change “The Gulf of America” wouldn’t be able to locate the gulf on a map.
January 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
MAGATs celebrating the name change “The Gulf of America” wouldn’t be able to locate the gulf on a map.