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Our buttocks have touched the same bowl, now we're brothers.
December 21, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Our buttocks have touched the same bowl, now we're brothers.
Taking a dump at my best friend's house. Now my cheeks have touched the same bowl as his. We're bound by blood.
December 20, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Taking a dump at my best friend's house. Now my cheeks have touched the same bowl as his. We're bound by blood.
Pizza, some cold beer, the boys and Royal Rumble 92. No matter how shitty the day is, it can always improve.
December 5, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Pizza, some cold beer, the boys and Royal Rumble 92. No matter how shitty the day is, it can always improve.
In my experience, people that constantly complain about toxicity end up being the most toxic ones.
November 21, 2024 at 10:23 AM
In my experience, people that constantly complain about toxicity end up being the most toxic ones.
I like rain as much as the next guy but what the fuck.
November 20, 2024 at 1:18 PM
I like rain as much as the next guy but what the fuck.
Can't wait for this platform to gain a little traction, Twitter is just a cesspool of Crypto ads, fake accounts posting the same shit and toxic behaviour.
November 20, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Can't wait for this platform to gain a little traction, Twitter is just a cesspool of Crypto ads, fake accounts posting the same shit and toxic behaviour.
I fucked my ankle like a month ago and it still stings. I swear I respect Adam Cole so much.
November 19, 2024 at 12:57 PM
I fucked my ankle like a month ago and it still stings. I swear I respect Adam Cole so much.
Why would I want to download TikTok if Instagram reels are already ruining my life?
November 18, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Why would I want to download TikTok if Instagram reels are already ruining my life?
My teenage students found my personal Instagram account. These fuckers won't do a 150 words essay but will become Sherlock Holmes to find someone on social media. Jesus.
November 18, 2024 at 12:59 PM
My teenage students found my personal Instagram account. These fuckers won't do a 150 words essay but will become Sherlock Holmes to find someone on social media. Jesus.
Saying that, I just had the most succulent meal I could have, so I'm going to take a siesta. See you in two hours tops.
November 16, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Saying that, I just had the most succulent meal I could have, so I'm going to take a siesta. See you in two hours tops.
Waking up to see Mike Tyson's bare ass was certainly something.
November 16, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Waking up to see Mike Tyson's bare ass was certainly something.
One of the only saving graces of growing old is seeing which ones of your friends are going bald.
November 15, 2024 at 1:56 PM
One of the only saving graces of growing old is seeing which ones of your friends are going bald.