American politics are so dogshit that you could post the same 3 words, “Murder is bad”— and depending on the day, a bunch of people with the word “Christian” in their bio will scream at you.
Apparently the 6th commandment can be temporarily disabled by the people they vote for.
Apparently the 6th commandment can be temporarily disabled by the people they vote for.
January 28, 2026 at 4:48 AM
American politics are so dogshit that you could post the same 3 words, “Murder is bad”— and depending on the day, a bunch of people with the word “Christian” in their bio will scream at you.
Apparently the 6th commandment can be temporarily disabled by the people they vote for.
Apparently the 6th commandment can be temporarily disabled by the people they vote for.
One of the first songs I ever purchased off of iTunes was Joe Jackson’s “One More Time” (1979). All because of this specific Taco Bell commercial: youtu.be/ZaRsdUyV3nQ?...
burrito time
YouTube video by sblaim3
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January 26, 2026 at 5:54 PM
One of the first songs I ever purchased off of iTunes was Joe Jackson’s “One More Time” (1979). All because of this specific Taco Bell commercial: youtu.be/ZaRsdUyV3nQ?...
Santa got me one Gatorade™️ for each time I mentioned Israel at a family gathering. 💪
January 25, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Santa got me one Gatorade™️ for each time I mentioned Israel at a family gathering. 💪
I keep thinking about that scene at the end of Pillion (2025).
I watched the movie with my spouse, and we both had completely different interpretations of that look on Alexander Skarsgård's face.
I watched the movie with my spouse, and we both had completely different interpretations of that look on Alexander Skarsgård's face.
January 25, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I keep thinking about that scene at the end of Pillion (2025).
I watched the movie with my spouse, and we both had completely different interpretations of that look on Alexander Skarsgård's face.
I watched the movie with my spouse, and we both had completely different interpretations of that look on Alexander Skarsgård's face.
What a time to work in IT. There’s a colossal outage every month now— sometimes every week.
This is what happens when you lay off & outsource all your programmers, assholes.
This is what happens when you lay off & outsource all your programmers, assholes.
January 23, 2026 at 3:37 AM
What a time to work in IT. There’s a colossal outage every month now— sometimes every week.
This is what happens when you lay off & outsource all your programmers, assholes.
This is what happens when you lay off & outsource all your programmers, assholes.
Just heard somebody pronounce “Vangelis” like the second half of “Los Angeles” and it’s got me grinning
December 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Just heard somebody pronounce “Vangelis” like the second half of “Los Angeles” and it’s got me grinning
Young people have to understand that when Fun. dropped “Some Nights” back in February 2012, it was like that “time traveler steps on a butterfly” meme— only in this case the time traveler put ecstasy in the water supply.
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Young people have to understand that when Fun. dropped “Some Nights” back in February 2012, it was like that “time traveler steps on a butterfly” meme— only in this case the time traveler put ecstasy in the water supply.
Wicked: For (one) Good [song]
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Wicked: For (one) Good [song]
Watching Z (1969) again just to remember what being super pissed off feels like
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Watching Z (1969) again just to remember what being super pissed off feels like
Finally got my Red Hat VM going in Hyper-V and got the funny message at the start of the tutorial level.
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Finally got my Red Hat VM going in Hyper-V and got the funny message at the start of the tutorial level.
For the first time since Super Tuesday 2020 I can finally go listen to Chapo Trap House again.
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
For the first time since Super Tuesday 2020 I can finally go listen to Chapo Trap House again.
People who download movies: “You can find ANYTHING if you know where to look 😉”
People who download software: “I am once again cancelling my main debit card”
People who download software: “I am once again cancelling my main debit card”
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
People who download movies: “You can find ANYTHING if you know where to look 😉”
People who download software: “I am once again cancelling my main debit card”
People who download software: “I am once again cancelling my main debit card”
My love language is candy that’s pretending to be health food.
October 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
My love language is candy that’s pretending to be health food.
After a week of dreadful, non-stop work, hurrying to get ahead of weather, coyotes, and the waning patience of our neighbors— the chicken shed is complete.
Equipped with both solar and AC power, the chickens will (hopefully) live comfortably and lay us many eggs.
Equipped with both solar and AC power, the chickens will (hopefully) live comfortably and lay us many eggs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
After a week of dreadful, non-stop work, hurrying to get ahead of weather, coyotes, and the waning patience of our neighbors— the chicken shed is complete.
Equipped with both solar and AC power, the chickens will (hopefully) live comfortably and lay us many eggs.
Equipped with both solar and AC power, the chickens will (hopefully) live comfortably and lay us many eggs.
I wish movie tie-in deals at chain restaurants were still common and shameless. Mostly because the Domino’s ™ $18 “One Pizza After Another” deal would be so funny.
September 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I wish movie tie-in deals at chain restaurants were still common and shameless. Mostly because the Domino’s ™ $18 “One Pizza After Another” deal would be so funny.
In my life, I’ve owned 6 cats. Never actually had one die when I was around, until today. He was born maybe two weeks ago, barely older than a paycheck. We buried him in a towel so he could stay warm.
September 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
In my life, I’ve owned 6 cats. Never actually had one die when I was around, until today. He was born maybe two weeks ago, barely older than a paycheck. We buried him in a towel so he could stay warm.
You can tell who the designated laundry person is for any given home by looking for the one person who doesn’t throw all their shit into the hamper inside-out.
August 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
You can tell who the designated laundry person is for any given home by looking for the one person who doesn’t throw all their shit into the hamper inside-out.
Just found a YouTuber who figured out a way to simulate 1980’s analogue video effects using Blender’s built-in compositing tools. For reasons related to ✨ the properties of physics ✨ that’s like building a flying car.
The description of their latest vid? They’re rapidly going broke. Hate it here.
The description of their latest vid? They’re rapidly going broke. Hate it here.
July 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Just found a YouTuber who figured out a way to simulate 1980’s analogue video effects using Blender’s built-in compositing tools. For reasons related to ✨ the properties of physics ✨ that’s like building a flying car.
The description of their latest vid? They’re rapidly going broke. Hate it here.
The description of their latest vid? They’re rapidly going broke. Hate it here.
Today’s kids will never know the sheer horror of tanking the whole 5 hour Apocalypse Now workprint .avi, just to be met with Apocalypse Pooh.
Both can now be found on YouTube with no p2p required.
Apocalypse Now Workprint: youtu.be/4tsEW7LOSG4?...
Apocalypse Pooh: youtu.be/LoF7jdeChLU?...
Both can now be found on YouTube with no p2p required.
Apocalypse Now Workprint: youtu.be/4tsEW7LOSG4?...
Apocalypse Pooh: youtu.be/LoF7jdeChLU?...
Apocalypse Now Workprint Remaster FULL (ver 4.0.1)
YouTube video by Sunday Pancake Breakfast
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July 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Today’s kids will never know the sheer horror of tanking the whole 5 hour Apocalypse Now workprint .avi, just to be met with Apocalypse Pooh.
Both can now be found on YouTube with no p2p required.
Apocalypse Now Workprint: youtu.be/4tsEW7LOSG4?...
Apocalypse Pooh: youtu.be/LoF7jdeChLU?...
Both can now be found on YouTube with no p2p required.
Apocalypse Now Workprint: youtu.be/4tsEW7LOSG4?...
Apocalypse Pooh: youtu.be/LoF7jdeChLU?...
Just dragged 4 family members to the Dolby Cinema near my house to see Superman. None of these folks have experienced a dual laser projection before, or 128 channel sound. Never-mind a fucking 1,000,000:1 contrast ratio.
That’s my biggest kick. Forcing people into really high fidelity theaters.
That’s my biggest kick. Forcing people into really high fidelity theaters.
July 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Just dragged 4 family members to the Dolby Cinema near my house to see Superman. None of these folks have experienced a dual laser projection before, or 128 channel sound. Never-mind a fucking 1,000,000:1 contrast ratio.
That’s my biggest kick. Forcing people into really high fidelity theaters.
That’s my biggest kick. Forcing people into really high fidelity theaters.
Listening to “It’s Been a While” by Staind when you’re finally old enough to have actual regrets.
June 4, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Listening to “It’s Been a While” by Staind when you’re finally old enough to have actual regrets.
Lots of 2000-aughts songs I shat on as a teenager are getting frequent listens now that I’m in my 30’s.
For some reason, It’s Been a While by Staind really works for me now. Also just had a big emotional moment listening to My Immortal in bed. At least I still loathe Your Body is a Wonderland.
For some reason, It’s Been a While by Staind really works for me now. Also just had a big emotional moment listening to My Immortal in bed. At least I still loathe Your Body is a Wonderland.
June 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Lots of 2000-aughts songs I shat on as a teenager are getting frequent listens now that I’m in my 30’s.
For some reason, It’s Been a While by Staind really works for me now. Also just had a big emotional moment listening to My Immortal in bed. At least I still loathe Your Body is a Wonderland.
For some reason, It’s Been a While by Staind really works for me now. Also just had a big emotional moment listening to My Immortal in bed. At least I still loathe Your Body is a Wonderland.
It’s that kind of day where every news headline should read “right wing party moves bill forward that will destroy millions of lives”. Instead though— instead I get this—
May 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It’s that kind of day where every news headline should read “right wing party moves bill forward that will destroy millions of lives”. Instead though— instead I get this—
I just replaced a snapped angle mount toilet handle.
That’s the single easiest home repair thing I’ve ever experienced. Is this what Boomers feel like all the time?
That was on the same level of difficulty as putting on shoes. People who aren’t handy should try this to help build confidence. 🏠 🚽
That’s the single easiest home repair thing I’ve ever experienced. Is this what Boomers feel like all the time?
That was on the same level of difficulty as putting on shoes. People who aren’t handy should try this to help build confidence. 🏠 🚽
May 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I just replaced a snapped angle mount toilet handle.
That’s the single easiest home repair thing I’ve ever experienced. Is this what Boomers feel like all the time?
That was on the same level of difficulty as putting on shoes. People who aren’t handy should try this to help build confidence. 🏠 🚽
That’s the single easiest home repair thing I’ve ever experienced. Is this what Boomers feel like all the time?
That was on the same level of difficulty as putting on shoes. People who aren’t handy should try this to help build confidence. 🏠 🚽