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Y avait une extension pour ça, maintenant c'est natif. Cool.
March 5, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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nicolashenin.net
Il ne faut surtout pas reproduire ici les comportements toxiques de Twitter, les polémiques stupides, les infos clickbait de source douteuse ou plagiées et les clashes stériles, juste destinés à gagner en audience.
February 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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bouletcorp.bsky.social
Oldies but Goodies - French is Weird 06 - "Fruits"
Fruits and vegetables part one In France we don't have only expressions about butts. More come from fruits and veggies. For example: this is not a butt, it's a peach. "Avoir la pêche" (to have peach) means to be full of energy and motivation. Some say it comes from china, where the peach is an old symbol of health and immortality. (image of a peach holding a sword and screaming "there can be only one!". It could also come from boxing. Coller une pêche (to stick a peach) means "to hit". Maybe because of the round shape of the gloves? The same expression exists with a potatoe. Coller une patate. Weirdly enough, "Avoir la patate" (to have potatoe) also means "to be full of energy and motivation. So I don't know. The chinese explaination seems far-fetched. (image of the peach slicing the potatoe, screaming again "there can be only one!") Oh, and "avoir la frite" (to have the french fry) works too. (image of the peach overnumbered by the fries now that it cut the potatoe) And "se fritter" (to french-fry each other) also means "to fight, to argue". There is definitly something about potatoes and peaches. On the other hand "être une patate" (to be a potatoe) means to be dumb. Call someone a "patate" if you want a very soft insult. It can even be affectionate. In old slang, la patate used to be "a big nose", that could be the explanation (to stick [your fist on] a potatoe [=a nose]) The nose was also the strawberry: "la fraise". This can be explained by the shape (and color after a few drinks). Nowadays we don't use that much anymore. Except maybe in the expression "ramène ta fraise" (bring back your strawberry) to say "come" (like: we are waiting for you) (image of Boulet knocking at a friend's door, followed by a big strawberry asking "you're sure they won't mind?") In the 30's Maurice Chevalier was singing "Ma Pomme" (my apple), which means "myself, my face". A lot of fruits mean "my face". "ma poire" (my pear) could work too. But again: it's old slang. Now we sometimes use "être bonne poire" (to be a good pear) if you are too naive and easy to trick. (image of Boulet borrowing money from a nice pear) And if bad luck strikes again, you can say "it's for my apple again" (c'est encore pour ma pomme). And since we are talking about apples, there is the cute "haut comme trois pommes" (tall like three apples) to describe a little kid. The pear is used in "se fendre la poire", which means "laugh very hard" Oh, another one about heads: avoir le melon (to have the melon) means to be pretentious, pompous. (you can also use "to have a big head" = "Avoir la grosse tête") But let's go back to our boxers. A LOT of expressions to say "to hit someone" we're not done with fruits. You can also stick a marroon, or a chestnut (coller un marron, coller une chataigne. A "chataigne" is also "an electric shock") All of those sound very old-fashion. the most common expression would be "coller un pain" = to stick a bread. If all this food on your face is too much to handle, you may "fall in the apples" (tomber dans les pommes) = faint. This one doesn't have a clear origine. Most likely it comes from the old word "se pâmer", meaning "to faint". The writer George Sand used the expression "to be in the cooked apples" (être dans les pommes cuites) to say she was really tired. And as a kid, an old guy told me it was because when you make cider, the fermented apples make fumes that can knock you out. (I think he was lying). Ok, I will have to make a second part for the vegetables. (a banana says:) It will give you the banana! In french "avoir la banane" (to have the banana) means to smile, because of the shape of a smiling mouth" "une banane" can also mean "an idiot" (The banana): Oh.
February 4, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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cedricmas.bsky.social
C’est parti !
Et ça va durer longtemps (accrochez-vous !)
cedricmas.bsky.social Cédric Mas @cedricmas.bsky.social · Jan 26
1 like = 1 blague d’historien militaire / wargamer
abrgll.bsky.social Antoine Bourguilleau @abrgll.bsky.social · Jan 26
"Ok Dimitri, admettons que tu réussisses ton jet de sauvegarde..."
January 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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papyion.bsky.social
Edvard Munch a rencontré des difficultés financières à une période de sa vie.

Il a dû faire alors dans l'alimentaire.
Plat mijotant dans une marmite, l'aspect du plat rappelant Le Cri, célèbre tableau d'Edvard Munch
December 20, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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pareidolia.bsky.social
When you get a face even upside-down 😅
January 6, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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auroraalphaderg.bsky.social
Tonight was the Mars occultation with the moon and I am very excited to have captured the exact moment when Mars reemerge from behind the moon!🌕
#Moon #Mars #Occultation
January 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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ericlagadec.bsky.social
Cette image nous permet d'imaginer le futur du soleil dans 5 milliards d'années. La nébuleuse de l'oeil de chat est une étoile similaire au Soleil, en fin de vie, qui éjecte progressivement son gaz, que l'on voit ici avec les yeux des télescopes Hubble et Chandra (© R. Pohl)
January 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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knowyourmeme.com
On this day 12 years ago, @kcg.bsky.social posted the “This is Fine” comic.
January 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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gdeleur.bsky.social
Le samedi soir, il est nécessaire – voire salutaire – de poster du Tom Gauld tomgauld.com (description et traduction – corrigée – en cliquant sur ALT).
Deux scientifiques partagent un bureau. Le premier, dont la moitié de la pièce est bien rangée, déclare : « Mes résolutions pour la nouvelle année sont de faire du jogging tous les jours pour me rendre au travail, de choisir l'option saine au déjeuner et d'avoir un espace de travail agréable et bien ordonné ». Le second, qui travaille dans un désordre total, répond : « Dans un souci de rigueur scientifique, je serai le groupe contrôle (ou témoin) et ne changerai absolument rien. »
January 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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cedricmas.bsky.social
Voilà
Capitaine Haddock qui hurle « bonne année » au Professeur Tournesol devant Tintin et Dupont surpris.
December 31, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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ericlagadec.bsky.social
Bon,ben bonne année hein!
January 1, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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maitreeolas.bsky.social
Bonne et heureuse année 2025, sauf aux trolls et aux fachos.
January 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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ericlagadec.bsky.social
Il y a trois ans aujourd'hui, le plus grand télescope jamais construit, le JWST, partait pour un long voyage depuis Kourou. Depuis, il nous raconte 13,8 milliards d'années d'histoire de l'Univers avec des images incroyables. L'histoire de l'Univers par le JWST: thread👇
December 25, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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nytimes.com
"This is utterly spectacular." Beef Bourguignon is a stew of meat slowly simmered in hearty red wine along with pearl onions, mushrooms and crisp, cubed bacon.
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A large pot of beef stew with the headline: It's Beef Bourguignon Season.
December 19, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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eljj.bsky.social
Il semble que le problème du sofa (quelle est la forme du plus grand sofa indéformable qu'il est possible de faire passer dans un couloir de 1 m de large qui forme un angle droit ?) soit complètement résolu ! arxiv.org/abs/2411.19826
Optimality of Gerver's Sofa
We resolve the moving sofa problem by showing that Gerver's construction with 18 curve sections attains the maximum area $2.2195\cdots$.
arxiv.org
December 10, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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astropierre.com
Magnifique formation de nuages Undulatus au-dessus de l'observatoire Las Campanas de Carnegie Science dans le désert d'Atacama au Chili.

Il s'agit de mouvements périodiques de masses d'air ondulantes où la vapeur d'eau atmosphérique peut condenser.

Source : apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap24111...
November 30, 2024 at 12:00 PM
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jay.bsky.team
Bluesky now has over 20M people!! 🎉

We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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dworkin.bsky.social
Do not remove the stick
November 27, 2024 at 12:46 AM