Why thank you!
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Why thank you!
Clapped between your cheeks for the whole day as you go about your business
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Clapped between your cheeks for the whole day as you go about your business
Well then this does not bode well for where me and my friends will be at by the time we're 45 xD
We're already dealing with chronic pain and medications in our 20s
We're already dealing with chronic pain and medications in our 20s
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Well then this does not bode well for where me and my friends will be at by the time we're 45 xD
We're already dealing with chronic pain and medications in our 20s
We're already dealing with chronic pain and medications in our 20s
But would their body continue to deteriorate past the age of 45 for this immortal? Will they be 1000 years old with debilitating arthritis and back pain?
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
But would their body continue to deteriorate past the age of 45 for this immortal? Will they be 1000 years old with debilitating arthritis and back pain?
Id assume that by 45, if you go three years without aquiring a new chronic body pain or a need for a new medication youd start suspecting somethings up
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Id assume that by 45, if you go three years without aquiring a new chronic body pain or a need for a new medication youd start suspecting somethings up
Under your feet? Under your ass? Between your thighs? Pinned under all of you? Whats it gonna be?
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Under your feet? Under your ass? Between your thighs? Pinned under all of you? Whats it gonna be?
Damn, if only you had a shrunken fart muffler to wedge between your gassy cheeks 💨🥴 then you could at least go out without worrying about your farts being smelt and heard by everyone (and i mean everyone) around you
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Damn, if only you had a shrunken fart muffler to wedge between your gassy cheeks 💨🥴 then you could at least go out without worrying about your farts being smelt and heard by everyone (and i mean everyone) around you
Right where i belong, underneath Dads fat gut
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Right where i belong, underneath Dads fat gut
You can jiggle me all you want 😉
November 24, 2025 at 11:10 AM
You can jiggle me all you want 😉
Can i get a whiff Daddy?
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Can i get a whiff Daddy?
That didnt take long 😏
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
That didnt take long 😏
Yes please! Your belly is my weight to bear 😉
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Yes please! Your belly is my weight to bear 😉
Not as gay as the shirt u got at the same time
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Not as gay as the shirt u got at the same time
I can do both at the same time 😏
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I can do both at the same time 😏
Yeah your guts getting huge, itll feel nice resting against my forehead
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Yeah your guts getting huge, itll feel nice resting against my forehead