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✨💅❤️I don't break bread with people John Brown would have shot.❤️💅✨
... I'm sorry, -what?-
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
... I'm sorry, -what?-
In case you were curious, neck tattoos don't feel great.
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
In case you were curious, neck tattoos don't feel great.
"School shootings are a fact of life," our Vice President, JD Vance.
"We have to get over it," our President, Donald Trump.
"It's worth it to have [...] some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment," Charlie Kirk.
What did people honestly expect?
"We have to get over it," our President, Donald Trump.
"It's worth it to have [...] some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment," Charlie Kirk.
What did people honestly expect?
September 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
"School shootings are a fact of life," our Vice President, JD Vance.
"We have to get over it," our President, Donald Trump.
"It's worth it to have [...] some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment," Charlie Kirk.
What did people honestly expect?
"We have to get over it," our President, Donald Trump.
"It's worth it to have [...] some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment," Charlie Kirk.
What did people honestly expect?
This is so horrible. It's frankly devastating to see thousands of people wishing death upon the president -- when it should be millions.
September 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
This is so horrible. It's frankly devastating to see thousands of people wishing death upon the president -- when it should be millions.
If Biden, the man deemed "too old to be President," outlives Trump, it will bring me unadulterated joy, and I do not feel even the slightest bit bad about that. ☕
August 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
If Biden, the man deemed "too old to be President," outlives Trump, it will bring me unadulterated joy, and I do not feel even the slightest bit bad about that. ☕
"Trump doesn't want to be a dictator. Would someone who wants to be a dictator say this?"
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Trump: 'A Lot of People Are Saying Maybe We'd Like a Dictator'
Donald Trump said "a lot" of Americans want a dictator while taking question in the Oval Office on Monday, but claimed he doesn't want to rule as one.
www.rollingstone.com
August 26, 2025 at 11:54 AM
"Trump doesn't want to be a dictator. Would someone who wants to be a dictator say this?"
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
I love how morons quote people out of context, not aware that they are referring specifically to a period of time wherein the likelihood that people may *have* to defend themselves against a democratically elected authoritarian government is very real - and not a generic "guns are good."
Tiresome how “lefty” morons quote this out of context, not aware it refers specifically to a period of time immediately after a successful revolution when proletarian guard will have to defend itself against bourgeois democratic militias — not a generic “guns are good”
Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary.
August 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I love how morons quote people out of context, not aware that they are referring specifically to a period of time wherein the likelihood that people may *have* to defend themselves against a democratically elected authoritarian government is very real - and not a generic "guns are good."
Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary.
August 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary.
Nothing quite like rushing to the emergency vet first thing in the morning because your dog refuses to leave insects alone. 🤦♂️
August 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Nothing quite like rushing to the emergency vet first thing in the morning because your dog refuses to leave insects alone. 🤦♂️
I'm not jealous at all. 🥲 Why would you ask such a ridiculous question? Of course I'm not jealous of New Yorkers. Pfft.
[cries in texas]
[cries in texas]
In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.
My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.
I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.
I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
June 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I'm not jealous at all. 🥲 Why would you ask such a ridiculous question? Of course I'm not jealous of New Yorkers. Pfft.
[cries in texas]
[cries in texas]
Ladies - the next time someone says that women are "too emotional to lead," I want you to punch them in the mouth and say that it was just a "preemptive strike."
June 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Ladies - the next time someone says that women are "too emotional to lead," I want you to punch them in the mouth and say that it was just a "preemptive strike."
For two years I had to listen to MAGA voters cry about, "omg, you can't breathe with a mask on."
Now ICE can't seem to function without them. 🙃
Now ICE can't seem to function without them. 🙃
June 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
For two years I had to listen to MAGA voters cry about, "omg, you can't breathe with a mask on."
Now ICE can't seem to function without them. 🙃
Now ICE can't seem to function without them. 🙃
This has aged extraordinarily poorly.
June 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This has aged extraordinarily poorly.
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 has one of if not the best soundtracks I've heard in a game, ever.
Pure cinema.
Pure cinema.
April 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 has one of if not the best soundtracks I've heard in a game, ever.
Pure cinema.
Pure cinema.
... I fucking love my job.
April 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
... I fucking love my job.
Me to my financial guy:
April 7, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Me to my financial guy:
ACAB also includes the fun police.
April 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
ACAB also includes the fun police.
Canada, I have it on good authority that we will cancel all tariffs on Canadian goods if you all can just do something about Tom MacDonald.
Just sayin'. It's something to consider.
Just sayin'. It's something to consider.
April 4, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Canada, I have it on good authority that we will cancel all tariffs on Canadian goods if you all can just do something about Tom MacDonald.
Just sayin'. It's something to consider.
Just sayin'. It's something to consider.
Do you have any idea how bad you have to be at geopolitics to drive these three countries to work together? Like, holy fuck.
April 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Do you have any idea how bad you have to be at geopolitics to drive these three countries to work together? Like, holy fuck.
Pete Hegseth: We're clean on OPSEC.
March 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Pete Hegseth: We're clean on OPSEC.
At what point do his supporters start saying, "okay, actually, this is racist." Asking for a friend.
Trump administration removes ban on 'segregated facilities' in federal contracts
The administration of U.S. President Donald Trump has removed an explicit ban on "segregated facilities" like waiting rooms, restaurants and drinking fountains for federal contractors, a memo issued by the U.S. General Services Administration showed.
www.reuters.com
March 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
At what point do his supporters start saying, "okay, actually, this is racist." Asking for a friend.
You cannot be a conservative and say, "I'm a fan of small government" and simultaneously be in favor of Trump invoking the Alien Enemies Act.
March 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
You cannot be a conservative and say, "I'm a fan of small government" and simultaneously be in favor of Trump invoking the Alien Enemies Act.
I guess we're deporting legal green card holders now: zeteo.com/p/breaking-d...
DHS Detains Palestinian Student from Columbia Encampment
Agents told him his student visa was revoked. But he had a green card. Agents then said that was revoked too.
zeteo.com
March 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I guess we're deporting legal green card holders now: zeteo.com/p/breaking-d...
"Rapid unscheduled disassembly" is the most ridiculous way to say "our rocket exploded."
March 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
"Rapid unscheduled disassembly" is the most ridiculous way to say "our rocket exploded."