Thief King IX (Vtuber hobbyist/burglar)
@thiefkingix.bsky.social
I'm IX (Like the roman numeral, don't say I,X)
I do the Vtuber thing as a hobby.
Feel free to check it out if you like.
twitch.tv/thiefkingix
I do the Vtuber thing as a hobby.
Feel free to check it out if you like.
twitch.tv/thiefkingix
Astarion, is that you?
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Astarion, is that you?
Really though, someone MAY want to keep an eye on Trump because at this point; someone would DEFINITELY try to run away and he has his own private jet.
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Really though, someone MAY want to keep an eye on Trump because at this point; someone would DEFINITELY try to run away and he has his own private jet.
Dear lord, Ditto sucked Pikachu of his very essence!!! 😱
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Dear lord, Ditto sucked Pikachu of his very essence!!! 😱
No, she very specifically said "I NEVER saw him do anything wrong." as in, at any given time when she alone was looking at him he wasn't doing anything wrong....which means basically anytime he wasn't being watched he was doing a lot of wrong things.
Hey I can do this news shit too. Gimme his job.
Hey I can do this news shit too. Gimme his job.
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
No, she very specifically said "I NEVER saw him do anything wrong." as in, at any given time when she alone was looking at him he wasn't doing anything wrong....which means basically anytime he wasn't being watched he was doing a lot of wrong things.
Hey I can do this news shit too. Gimme his job.
Hey I can do this news shit too. Gimme his job.
Every asshole clapping in this picture is a real traitor to America and Democracy. Each and everyone of them should be met with a cruel and swift end.
Because they SMILE; KNOWING what they're doing.
These aren't redeemable people.
These are monsters in human skins.
Because they SMILE; KNOWING what they're doing.
These aren't redeemable people.
These are monsters in human skins.
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Every asshole clapping in this picture is a real traitor to America and Democracy. Each and everyone of them should be met with a cruel and swift end.
Because they SMILE; KNOWING what they're doing.
These aren't redeemable people.
These are monsters in human skins.
Because they SMILE; KNOWING what they're doing.
These aren't redeemable people.
These are monsters in human skins.
Wait....didn't Woody stay at the traveling carnival at the end of Toy Story 4?
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Wait....didn't Woody stay at the traveling carnival at the end of Toy Story 4?
There's the guy I wanna hit with a sledgehammer more than Trump.
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
There's the guy I wanna hit with a sledgehammer more than Trump.
I find this unlikely as Trump is not in a cell.
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I find this unlikely as Trump is not in a cell.
Americans have a choice:
They can either nut up and butcher Trump, show the world we can handle our business in house.
Or you can all keep sniveling in the corner waiting for your next meaningless protest until some other nation comes and does it for you and we have to bear that shame til our death
They can either nut up and butcher Trump, show the world we can handle our business in house.
Or you can all keep sniveling in the corner waiting for your next meaningless protest until some other nation comes and does it for you and we have to bear that shame til our death
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Americans have a choice:
They can either nut up and butcher Trump, show the world we can handle our business in house.
Or you can all keep sniveling in the corner waiting for your next meaningless protest until some other nation comes and does it for you and we have to bear that shame til our death
They can either nut up and butcher Trump, show the world we can handle our business in house.
Or you can all keep sniveling in the corner waiting for your next meaningless protest until some other nation comes and does it for you and we have to bear that shame til our death
Brain dead dumbass proudly holding it up like a toddler proudly showing off he colored inside the lines for the first ever while his piece of shit boot lickers all applaud him...for a disaster they all caused.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Brain dead dumbass proudly holding it up like a toddler proudly showing off he colored inside the lines for the first ever while his piece of shit boot lickers all applaud him...for a disaster they all caused.
I surrender.
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I surrender.
The Prinny Rebellion has begun.
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The Prinny Rebellion has begun.
Boy, Jimbo really is everywhere these days.
And he scares me a little.
Cuz he's like Gritty. In that, yeah he's a mascot and probably a good guy...but there's like a 99% chance that mfer will stab you the absolute second you're not watching him.
And he scares me a little.
Cuz he's like Gritty. In that, yeah he's a mascot and probably a good guy...but there's like a 99% chance that mfer will stab you the absolute second you're not watching him.
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Boy, Jimbo really is everywhere these days.
And he scares me a little.
Cuz he's like Gritty. In that, yeah he's a mascot and probably a good guy...but there's like a 99% chance that mfer will stab you the absolute second you're not watching him.
And he scares me a little.
Cuz he's like Gritty. In that, yeah he's a mascot and probably a good guy...but there's like a 99% chance that mfer will stab you the absolute second you're not watching him.
"They're adding Cyclops to Marvel Rivals!"
Me, who doesn't play Rivals anymore:
Me, who doesn't play Rivals anymore:
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
"They're adding Cyclops to Marvel Rivals!"
Me, who doesn't play Rivals anymore:
Me, who doesn't play Rivals anymore:
Honestly...one of the hardest fucking lines I've ever heard.
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Honestly...one of the hardest fucking lines I've ever heard.
Never forget the time they gave Sonic human teeth.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Never forget the time they gave Sonic human teeth.
They're murdering people in the ocean indiscriminately and the dems are dumb enough to believe "He assured me he would."
Well the Church keeps assuring the world that the Rapture IS coming....how's that worked out for the last 2,000 years?
Well the Church keeps assuring the world that the Rapture IS coming....how's that worked out for the last 2,000 years?
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
They're murdering people in the ocean indiscriminately and the dems are dumb enough to believe "He assured me he would."
Well the Church keeps assuring the world that the Rapture IS coming....how's that worked out for the last 2,000 years?
Well the Church keeps assuring the world that the Rapture IS coming....how's that worked out for the last 2,000 years?
States are being threatened for the crime of "Feeding the less fortunate."
It's time to just beat Trump's ass.
No trial, no jail.
Just an angry mob dragging the weeping fat ass into the street to beat him into a stain so the whole world can see what happens to those who choose fascism.
It's time to just beat Trump's ass.
No trial, no jail.
Just an angry mob dragging the weeping fat ass into the street to beat him into a stain so the whole world can see what happens to those who choose fascism.
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
States are being threatened for the crime of "Feeding the less fortunate."
It's time to just beat Trump's ass.
No trial, no jail.
Just an angry mob dragging the weeping fat ass into the street to beat him into a stain so the whole world can see what happens to those who choose fascism.
It's time to just beat Trump's ass.
No trial, no jail.
Just an angry mob dragging the weeping fat ass into the street to beat him into a stain so the whole world can see what happens to those who choose fascism.
Start carrying a weapon because "Pointing at you" and "Shooting you" is just a Trump pardon away and that fat orange shitsack hands them out like candy at Halloween.
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Start carrying a weapon because "Pointing at you" and "Shooting you" is just a Trump pardon away and that fat orange shitsack hands them out like candy at Halloween.
The Lion, The Witch, and the audacity of this fat bitch....for attending sports events while the country starves.
MAGA, you really just want your ass beat don't you? This is all a desperate cry for a brutal physical beating.
MAGA, you really just want your ass beat don't you? This is all a desperate cry for a brutal physical beating.
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The Lion, The Witch, and the audacity of this fat bitch....for attending sports events while the country starves.
MAGA, you really just want your ass beat don't you? This is all a desperate cry for a brutal physical beating.
MAGA, you really just want your ass beat don't you? This is all a desperate cry for a brutal physical beating.
She gonna give me a stupid haircut!
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
She gonna give me a stupid haircut!
Your kids are gonna get drafted and die in Trump's stupid fucking war because this nation won't nut up and mob the White House with the righteous fury is well entitled too at this point.
November 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Your kids are gonna get drafted and die in Trump's stupid fucking war because this nation won't nut up and mob the White House with the righteous fury is well entitled too at this point.
It's a Death Cult.
MAGA is so brain damaged, it's not that THEY don't want to take vaccines, they want to stop EVERYONE from taking them.
These people are a REAL TANGIBLE THREAT to the world.
They DO NOT listen to logic, reason, or science.
They NEED to be PHYSICALLY stopped.
MAGA is so brain damaged, it's not that THEY don't want to take vaccines, they want to stop EVERYONE from taking them.
These people are a REAL TANGIBLE THREAT to the world.
They DO NOT listen to logic, reason, or science.
They NEED to be PHYSICALLY stopped.
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It's a Death Cult.
MAGA is so brain damaged, it's not that THEY don't want to take vaccines, they want to stop EVERYONE from taking them.
These people are a REAL TANGIBLE THREAT to the world.
They DO NOT listen to logic, reason, or science.
They NEED to be PHYSICALLY stopped.
MAGA is so brain damaged, it's not that THEY don't want to take vaccines, they want to stop EVERYONE from taking them.
These people are a REAL TANGIBLE THREAT to the world.
They DO NOT listen to logic, reason, or science.
They NEED to be PHYSICALLY stopped.