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ABake
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Guess I’m here now.
I play Mortal Kombat and complain about the Chicago Bears.
I’d like to purpose a new rule: if the QB hits the uprights with a throw, his team is awarded 10 points.
November 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Come hate my Bears with me:

Https://twitch.tv/theabake
November 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I probably haven’t mentioned this on this platform yet, but I do stream occasionally these days. Come peep:

Https://www.twitch.tv/theabake
October 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
You 1000% do not have these
June 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Meet Tsuki 🥰
June 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
March 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Remember when Em said he almost went at Ye?

Ball dropped.
March 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
That’s my governor 🥹
February 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Really excited to watch the refs dictate this game all night.
February 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Go halftime!
February 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I will feel betrayed if Caleb changes to #13.
February 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Lions fans getting their first coordinators poached since JFK was still alive and it shows.
January 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I can’t believe the Bears actually did the common sense thing…
January 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Saw someone post that the last time the bears won in lambo, the iPhone 6 was coming out and I can’t stop thinking about that.
January 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Congrats everybody. Thomas Brown will get offered the full time job now. 😂
January 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Missed last week. Same result.
Another week, another repost.
I’m just going to post this every week #ChicagoBears
December 22, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Reposted by ABake
Another week, another repost.
I’m just going to post this every week #ChicagoBears
November 28, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Welp. Looks like I’ll be pirating the game today.
December 8, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Nice.
December 4, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Remember when Justin Tucker could kick a football?
December 1, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Woke up from getting my wisdom teeth pulled to the news Eberflus had been fired…. I’m on cloud 9 on so many levels rn.
November 29, 2024 at 7:09 PM
November 28, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Another week, another repost.
I’m just going to post this every week #ChicagoBears
November 28, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Existence is pain.
November 28, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Tyrique had a 99 trash talk rating in Madden.
November 28, 2024 at 8:26 PM