Jake Bailey
thiotrix.bsky.social
Jake Bailey
@thiotrix.bsky.social
Microbiology, cycling, food and wine
"So you want to make our kit?"
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Made some tamales this weekend.
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My cycling for the next six months..
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"Man has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean. He's fired rockets at the Moon, split the atom, achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor... except crime!"
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
November 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Our university pays for Google's Gemini AI. I wanted to see if my students could use it to get a good summary of a paper we are reading in class. It gave me a totally incorrect summary twice, despite me giving it the exact paper title, journal and first author. Then I asked it why:
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I think you would like the Minnesota State Fair. We have statues carved out of butter in the likeness of the dairy princess, Princess Kay of the Milky Way.
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Made a pork chile verde with tomatillos from the garden. Turned out pretty good!
November 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Your evolution brings oxygen to Earth's atmosphere, but then someone makes an iced latte out of you.
October 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
October 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Longer yes, not much mud, only sometimes.
October 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
In the U.S. we have around 2 million km of roads that instead of paving we decided to dump little pieces of crushed rock on them. Then people drive too fast on them and they get all washboarded. Then other people, ofter wearing flannel and ironic mustaches, ride their bikes on them.
October 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Our Evie ignored this climbing pole for like a year, now it is her favorite thing. She climbs up it several times a day, sometimes sleeps at the top and jumps from the pole onto the top of her castle. But it had to be her idea, so that meant ignoring it for a year.
October 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Hi Marvin! I'm Mrs. P. I like boxes and screaming at the top of my lungs at 2am.
October 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I didn't think I would get this KOM back because my power is a little lower than when I first got it, but I translated some of the TT position tips I've learned over the last year onto my gravel bike, and ended up faster on this ~20 min climb with lower power.
October 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Nice work! And hey, I got my KOM!
October 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Our tuxedo Priscilla likes to cook in the sun until she is blazing hot and then she goes and passes out in one of her many cardboard lairs.
October 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Totally. This was also a good one!
October 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula, ah, ah, ah.
October 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
First time making papadzules, which are sort of like enchiladas from the Yucatan. Filled with fragmented hard boiled eggs and topped with two very different sauces. The orange one is more tomato/habanero-based, and the green one has mostly roasted pepitas, tomatillos and epazote.
October 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Tonight was my first time making papadzules - sort of a Yucatan enchilada-ish. Very interesting and very different.
October 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
If you install some bells in your quarters, they'll often be happy to use those to summon you instead.
October 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Yeah Gen X too, but it's been going on for quite a long time apparently. Hope I am still riding at 90.
October 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
October 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM