Roscoe the Dog
@thirdsunrising.bsky.social
I’m a Hound. I like to sniff stinky things. I keep the property free of rats and raccoons. I don’t play fetch, but thanks for asking. Living my best life in the great Pacific Northwest. Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
They literally had a very public debate about non-citizens and due process rights, their argument being that the constitution only applies to citizens and they can and should make life as difficult as possible for noncitizens
But apparently we’re all goldfish and we have no memory of that
But apparently we’re all goldfish and we have no memory of that
February 12, 2026 at 5:43 PM
They literally had a very public debate about non-citizens and due process rights, their argument being that the constitution only applies to citizens and they can and should make life as difficult as possible for noncitizens
But apparently we’re all goldfish and we have no memory of that
But apparently we’re all goldfish and we have no memory of that
It is comical that the democrats are putting forth specific and very tiny proposals. Put forth the US Constitution. Insist that we follow it. Fully. That’s the demand. The govt must follow the constitution. It begins and ends there.
Let the GOP try and argue against that.
Let the GOP try and argue against that.
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 AM
It is comical that the democrats are putting forth specific and very tiny proposals. Put forth the US Constitution. Insist that we follow it. Fully. That’s the demand. The govt must follow the constitution. It begins and ends there.
Let the GOP try and argue against that.
Let the GOP try and argue against that.
Every day is The Cowboys Aren’t In the Super Bowl Day
February 10, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Every day is The Cowboys Aren’t In the Super Bowl Day
Considering the quality of the defense I think Witherspoon shoulda got the MVP
February 10, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Considering the quality of the defense I think Witherspoon shoulda got the MVP
Oh get the fuck outta here with that bullshit
February 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Oh get the fuck outta here with that bullshit
American EVs were head and shoulders above every other nation for a short while there. Tesla, GM and Ford were producing some of the best EVs on the planet, and if you wanted a great one you bought American.
Then Elon lost his shit and Trump got elected. Party’s over. Time to move on.
Then Elon lost his shit and Trump got elected. Party’s over. Time to move on.
February 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
American EVs were head and shoulders above every other nation for a short while there. Tesla, GM and Ford were producing some of the best EVs on the planet, and if you wanted a great one you bought American.
Then Elon lost his shit and Trump got elected. Party’s over. Time to move on.
Then Elon lost his shit and Trump got elected. Party’s over. Time to move on.
When a team gets a lot of hate you look at the ownership and leadership of the team and you start to understand that the hate goes toward them, not necessarily toward the players who just happen to work there.
February 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
When a team gets a lot of hate you look at the ownership and leadership of the team and you start to understand that the hate goes toward them, not necessarily toward the players who just happen to work there.
Last night proved once and for all that a quarterback can be drafted onto the Jets and go on to win the Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Last night proved once and for all that a quarterback can be drafted onto the Jets and go on to win the Super Bowl
Unfortunate but true. Great defense results in a lot of three and outs, which aren’t all that much fun to watch. Unless you’re rooting for the team with the great defense, in which case it’s a lot of fun watching the vaunted Patriots offensive machine brought to its knees with frustrating efficiency
February 9, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Unfortunate but true. Great defense results in a lot of three and outs, which aren’t all that much fun to watch. Unless you’re rooting for the team with the great defense, in which case it’s a lot of fun watching the vaunted Patriots offensive machine brought to its knees with frustrating efficiency
The Patriots getting their asses kicked by birds is never a bad thing
February 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The Patriots getting their asses kicked by birds is never a bad thing
How do I get a job wearing a grass suit and running onto the field at the Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 6:09 AM
How do I get a job wearing a grass suit and running onto the field at the Super Bowl
Sam Darnold is a perfect case study in overcoming adversity. He was drafted by the New York Jets but nevertheless he went on to have a successful career in pro football
February 9, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Sam Darnold is a perfect case study in overcoming adversity. He was drafted by the New York Jets but nevertheless he went on to have a successful career in pro football
What’s really bananas is they were only rushing four guys for most of the game
February 9, 2026 at 4:42 AM
What’s really bananas is they were only rushing four guys for most of the game
I’ve never been a huge fan of low scoring defensive games but this is amazing
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I’ve never been a huge fan of low scoring defensive games but this is amazing
Ok if this becomes standard I’ll be watching the interviews with the losers
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Ok if this becomes standard I’ll be watching the interviews with the losers
If you watch the footage you see they aren’t booing the athletes. They’re booing Vance, personally.
Let’s give the Italians some credit here.
Let’s give the Italians some credit here.
February 8, 2026 at 2:02 AM
If you watch the footage you see they aren’t booing the athletes. They’re booing Vance, personally.
Let’s give the Italians some credit here.
Let’s give the Italians some credit here.
A federal court saying the DOJ cannot be presumed to be operating in good faith. And… we can all agree that this is the case
February 8, 2026 at 1:44 AM
A federal court saying the DOJ cannot be presumed to be operating in good faith. And… we can all agree that this is the case
Seahawks 28-26 in overtime. Yes they win in overtime with a safety. Don’t ask me how. Just believe.
February 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Seahawks 28-26 in overtime. Yes they win in overtime with a safety. Don’t ask me how. Just believe.
Ok should I play Waldorf or Statler?
February 8, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Ok should I play Waldorf or Statler?
Forget it, guys. This Super Bowl will be nothing like last time. Because this time we’re definitely giving the ball to Marshawn.
February 8, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Forget it, guys. This Super Bowl will be nothing like last time. Because this time we’re definitely giving the ball to Marshawn.
Strangest thing in the world? How is it strange? If it seems strange, just study how elections are bypassed in banana republics and what he’s doing will immediately make perfect sense
February 8, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Strangest thing in the world? How is it strange? If it seems strange, just study how elections are bypassed in banana republics and what he’s doing will immediately make perfect sense
We already know what’s going to happen. The first brown voters they see get detained. This prevents others from showing up.
They’ll say they detained thousands of illegal immigrant voters. Of course everyone will be found to be legal but that’s never announced. Brown votes never get cast. Done.
They’ll say they detained thousands of illegal immigrant voters. Of course everyone will be found to be legal but that’s never announced. Brown votes never get cast. Done.
February 7, 2026 at 7:52 PM
We already know what’s going to happen. The first brown voters they see get detained. This prevents others from showing up.
They’ll say they detained thousands of illegal immigrant voters. Of course everyone will be found to be legal but that’s never announced. Brown votes never get cast. Done.
They’ll say they detained thousands of illegal immigrant voters. Of course everyone will be found to be legal but that’s never announced. Brown votes never get cast. Done.
I’m beginning to subscribe to the “controlled opposition” theory where the GOP recruits a bunch of Tulsi Gabbards and runs them as democrats to get GOP-controlled democratic seats in Congress. It would explain a great many things.
February 7, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I’m beginning to subscribe to the “controlled opposition” theory where the GOP recruits a bunch of Tulsi Gabbards and runs them as democrats to get GOP-controlled democratic seats in Congress. It would explain a great many things.
Well hey, the tautologist showed up! Nice to meet you.
February 7, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Well hey, the tautologist showed up! Nice to meet you.