Thirsty Alt
@thirstyalt.bsky.social
Man, I'm so parched. Let's fist and fuck.
Man, I love play parties, but I sure do feel like Bocchi the Rock when I go there, LMAO
January 10, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Man, I love play parties, but I sure do feel like Bocchi the Rock when I go there, LMAO
If you're in chastity, I would like to edge you for a bit. Just for funsies.
January 5, 2026 at 4:05 AM
If you're in chastity, I would like to edge you for a bit. Just for funsies.
I regret that I wasn't aware enough to take chumbawumba seriously when tubthumping was a hit. They've always been fucking rad.
youtu.be/OLkPwxcIji0?...
youtu.be/OLkPwxcIji0?...
Chumbawamba - The day the nazi died
YouTube video by Huppelplopp1848
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I regret that I wasn't aware enough to take chumbawumba seriously when tubthumping was a hit. They've always been fucking rad.
youtu.be/OLkPwxcIji0?...
youtu.be/OLkPwxcIji0?...
Tripped on the stairs and scraped my hand, so now I'll have to wear gloves all night 😩
2025 really being a bitch for one last time
2025 really being a bitch for one last time
January 1, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Tripped on the stairs and scraped my hand, so now I'll have to wear gloves all night 😩
2025 really being a bitch for one last time
2025 really being a bitch for one last time
I rang in this year with a sphincter around my wrist. I will be on either end of it again this year 🥰
January 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I rang in this year with a sphincter around my wrist. I will be on either end of it again this year 🥰
I gotta get up for work instead of letting someone fill my butt and edge my cock. This is homophobia.
December 29, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I gotta get up for work instead of letting someone fill my butt and edge my cock. This is homophobia.
I grew up with the stereotype that men are always thinking about sex and have much a higher sex drive. It took me a long time to realize that my sex drive is higher than most guys. And that it's fine. It's also fine to not have a sex drive as high as mine as long as you're having fun and consenting.
December 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I grew up with the stereotype that men are always thinking about sex and have much a higher sex drive. It took me a long time to realize that my sex drive is higher than most guys. And that it's fine. It's also fine to not have a sex drive as high as mine as long as you're having fun and consenting.
How did you celebrate fistmas?
I'm happy to say I celebrated by taking an elbow 🥰
I'm happy to say I celebrated by taking an elbow 🥰
December 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
How did you celebrate fistmas?
I'm happy to say I celebrated by taking an elbow 🥰
I'm happy to say I celebrated by taking an elbow 🥰
Keeping the lotion industry in business cuz my hands get so dry this time of year
December 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Keeping the lotion industry in business cuz my hands get so dry this time of year
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
Wish I had an additional person to take pictures last night so I could see the entire 21" slink disappear inside my hole 🤤
December 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Wish I had an additional person to take pictures last night so I could see the entire 21" slink disappear inside my hole 🤤
Thinking about loads
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Thinking about loads
Anyone wanna give me a hand?
December 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Anyone wanna give me a hand?
And a very good Une vie à t'aimer to you as well
December 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
And a very good Une vie à t'aimer to you as well
Noted and I WILL be making use of this information
Our toy sizes simplified:
0–10: unopened hole
10–20: cock-sized hole
20–30: putting in the work to fist
30+: fist-sized hole
40+: double fist hole
We're here to take you there.
friendlytoys.ca
0–10: unopened hole
10–20: cock-sized hole
20–30: putting in the work to fist
30+: fist-sized hole
40+: double fist hole
We're here to take you there.
friendlytoys.ca
December 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Noted and I WILL be making use of this information
I love gay and being gay
December 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I love gay and being gay
The suspicion I feel when a douching goes TOO well and TOO easily and TOO quickly, but still have no issues
December 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The suspicion I feel when a douching goes TOO well and TOO easily and TOO quickly, but still have no issues
If you see this, post a random image from your device.
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
If you see this, post a random image from your device.
One year of fisting. This has been absolutely wild. As soon as it happened for the first time, a switch had been flipped. Now I've taken doubles once, up to one guy's elbow. I am absolutely addicted.
And I can't wait to top holes too. It's so exciting!
And I can't wait to top holes too. It's so exciting!
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
One year of fisting. This has been absolutely wild. As soon as it happened for the first time, a switch had been flipped. Now I've taken doubles once, up to one guy's elbow. I am absolutely addicted.
And I can't wait to top holes too. It's so exciting!
And I can't wait to top holes too. It's so exciting!
Snow couldn't stop me. I need to get filled up. Got absolutely punched out. Feel so good 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Snow couldn't stop me. I need to get filled up. Got absolutely punched out. Feel so good 🥰
I wish someone's tongue was tracing around my hole rn
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I wish someone's tongue was tracing around my hole rn
Uh oh, now I found a white hair in my chest hair. Oh well. Enjoy the salt, babes!
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Uh oh, now I found a white hair in my chest hair. Oh well. Enjoy the salt, babes!
Watching a show, but I need to remind people that my tits are down here
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Watching a show, but I need to remind people that my tits are down here