I mean you're right there..

why is he LOOKING at you

thinkin about returns pisses me off cause we spent like an hour telling this guy you can't return underwear for picking the wrong size if opened (obviously) and when we got the store manager he just bent over and took it

like thanks for undermining us and making this dipstick think they were right

i am nothing if not a creature id fuck up a sausage and marshmallow on a stick

i want..... so many

also the fight gradually turns into a dance but also we keep hold of our swords so i can use it to sexily point at him while he's down and tilt his chin so our eyes meet and then he drops his and i drop mine and then we kiss

i have considered snake bites....
and desperately waiting for the chance to go red again

new year new you c: