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this-cannot-be.bsky.social
No idea what I'm doing
@this-cannot-be.bsky.social
#self appointed puss expert Professing my repulsion regarding 45 seems unnecessary here. Love mischief, calculated mayhem and a cold beer. Absolutely fuck Facebook... antichrist of the Internet. And never forget..titty fuck the lasagna.
VOTE OCTOPUS IN 2028 (before they make us, and it's also a huge improvement)
January 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
OMG, tag every damn body 🤣💀
January 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
@cats-are-evil.bsky.social , @catowners.bsky.social
Serpent Queen of our home, giving zero fucks about not being welcome on the table.
January 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
A certain resemblance, lol... bonus points if you recognize the animation!
January 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
January 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
January 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Maybe nobody has proven if he actually said this, but it's still true and doesn't hurt anyone.
January 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
January 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
January 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I recreationally make T-shirts for myself and family. Too busy being complicated to follow through on the making money part. This design, my own 💯, gets the best responses for those over 35.
January 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Kitchen shenanigans.
January 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Fixed it 😁
January 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
January 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
@cats-are-evil.bsky.social

Yes please, 💯 would adopt.
January 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm a lazy ass word nerd, but we all need to know this one now.
January 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
@cats-are-evil.bsky.social

They eat cinder blocks for fun. And this is the dainty, girlie cat.
December 30, 2024 at 3:09 AM
@cats-are-evil.bsky.social

They are smart in warfare
December 30, 2024 at 1:07 AM
December 29, 2024 at 11:55 PM
@cats-are-evil.bsky.social
Absolutely fuck your water bowl business..I require fresh and on tap. And I will take a long time doing it.
December 28, 2024 at 2:38 AM
@cats-are-evil.bsky.social
My cat ate the butter before Christmas Eve dinner.. notice the unrepentant lip licking and lack of urgency to flee crime scene.
December 28, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Been a minute since I really connected to modern art.
December 27, 2024 at 12:15 AM
My cat straight up ate the butter before Christmas Eve dinner. He gives zero fucks.
December 25, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Meet my asshole cat that ate the butter at Christmas Eve dinner. *hehehehe
December 25, 2024 at 3:59 AM
December 23, 2024 at 1:27 AM
December 22, 2024 at 8:41 PM