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I was hoping the vibe going into 2026 would involve Gary’s competition… But we’re probably all gonna get fucked this next year. (yes, I’m a pessimist)
January 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I was hoping the vibe going into 2026 would involve Gary’s competition… But we’re probably all gonna get fucked this next year. (yes, I’m a pessimist)
so adorably cute... and the sweater looks good too
December 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
so adorably cute... and the sweater looks good too
super-human centipede?
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
super-human centipede?
<before anyone gets bent out of shape, the is obvious satire>
I think Rs should go even further. If they feel the constitution guarantees firearms, then every citizen should be gifted one at birth with more to follow for milestone birthdays, along with stores of ammunition.
Idiotic? Duh...
I think Rs should go even further. If they feel the constitution guarantees firearms, then every citizen should be gifted one at birth with more to follow for milestone birthdays, along with stores of ammunition.
Idiotic? Duh...
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
<before anyone gets bent out of shape, the is obvious satire>
I think Rs should go even further. If they feel the constitution guarantees firearms, then every citizen should be gifted one at birth with more to follow for milestone birthdays, along with stores of ammunition.
Idiotic? Duh...
I think Rs should go even further. If they feel the constitution guarantees firearms, then every citizen should be gifted one at birth with more to follow for milestone birthdays, along with stores of ammunition.
Idiotic? Duh...
it boggles the mind how they think framing like this "proves trans are violent" while ignoring the fact that A) this is not true, and B) 99.99999% of the violent shootings are done by straight white men. But then they don't want to demonize a whole group that they belong to...
mental gymnastics.
mental gymnastics.
November 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
it boggles the mind how they think framing like this "proves trans are violent" while ignoring the fact that A) this is not true, and B) 99.99999% of the violent shootings are done by straight white men. But then they don't want to demonize a whole group that they belong to...
mental gymnastics.
mental gymnastics.
these days we have to actually check his posts to see, but no this is not real. Missing a <satire> tag on this one...
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
these days we have to actually check his posts to see, but no this is not real. Missing a <satire> tag on this one...
bold of you to assume age 59 is 'nearing retirement' these days...
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
bold of you to assume age 59 is 'nearing retirement' these days...
gotta laugh when the “give me a peace prize” orange stain tries to declare war on half the globe while also declaring war on his own country… wait, laugh may not be the correct word.
November 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
gotta laugh when the “give me a peace prize” orange stain tries to declare war on half the globe while also declaring war on his own country… wait, laugh may not be the correct word.
twist - the silhouette is ICE… doesn’t really change anything about the impact of the image.
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
twist - the silhouette is ICE… doesn’t really change anything about the impact of the image.
kind of goes against their recent announcement of ‘three hops from drug mafia’… how can they claim the victims were connected to drug runners if they can’t identify them? It’s all performative bullshit to justify them feeling like big men by murdering innocents. Nuremburg the whole administration...
November 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
kind of goes against their recent announcement of ‘three hops from drug mafia’… how can they claim the victims were connected to drug runners if they can’t identify them? It’s all performative bullshit to justify them feeling like big men by murdering innocents. Nuremburg the whole administration...
you know those survivors will either be disappeared, mysteriously pass from their injuries, or be blackmailed into claiming to be drug traffickers just to try to keep the administration from looking inept.
October 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
you know those survivors will either be disappeared, mysteriously pass from their injuries, or be blackmailed into claiming to be drug traffickers just to try to keep the administration from looking inept.
I wonder how ICE would respond if someone started passing out replacement masks to them in the form of KKK hoods, since that matches ICE's current objectives...
October 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I wonder how ICE would respond if someone started passing out replacement masks to them in the form of KKK hoods, since that matches ICE's current objectives...
time for those knuckleheads to get fired for failing to do their job for months on end...
October 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
time for those knuckleheads to get fired for failing to do their job for months on end...
hate to do it, but the book cover has your name spelled Appligate...
October 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
hate to do it, but the book cover has your name spelled Appligate...
freedom of speech is the first amendment. So I guess that opens up other amendments to be taken away as well, right 2A’ers?
October 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
freedom of speech is the first amendment. So I guess that opens up other amendments to be taken away as well, right 2A’ers?
our cubs scout pack used to have a ceremony for this every year or two, let’s see them arrest a pack of 5-10 year olds for this
October 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
our cubs scout pack used to have a ceremony for this every year or two, let’s see them arrest a pack of 5-10 year olds for this
so I guess the US flag code instructions of burning a flag that is too worn to be respectfully displayed have been rescinded? Or more likely, dipshit doesn’t realize he’s about to be arresting boy scouts...
October 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
so I guess the US flag code instructions of burning a flag that is too worn to be respectfully displayed have been rescinded? Or more likely, dipshit doesn’t realize he’s about to be arresting boy scouts...
wonderful opportunity to prove how toothless his EOs are by reporting his and Carr's attempt to censor Kimmel (and others) to see how fast the administration admits the EO has no enforcement power...
September 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
wonderful opportunity to prove how toothless his EOs are by reporting his and Carr's attempt to censor Kimmel (and others) to see how fast the administration admits the EO has no enforcement power...
Trumpf even issued an EO to 'stop' censorship:
RESTORING FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND ENDING FEDERAL CENSORSHIP
with some following notes:
RESTORING FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND ENDING FEDERAL CENSORSHIP
with some following notes:
September 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trumpf even issued an EO to 'stop' censorship:
RESTORING FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND ENDING FEDERAL CENSORSHIP
with some following notes:
RESTORING FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND ENDING FEDERAL CENSORSHIP
with some following notes:
waiting for them to delete their 'thoughts and prayers' once it comes out that the targeted individuals were detainees and not officers
September 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
waiting for them to delete their 'thoughts and prayers' once it comes out that the targeted individuals were detainees and not officers
Other renames -
Dept of Energy - Dept of Oil
Congress - Useless
House of Reps - House of Reprehensibles
Supreme Court - Supremely Corrupt
Dept of Energy - Dept of Oil
Congress - Useless
House of Reps - House of Reprehensibles
Supreme Court - Supremely Corrupt
September 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Other renames -
Dept of Energy - Dept of Oil
Congress - Useless
House of Reps - House of Reprehensibles
Supreme Court - Supremely Corrupt
Dept of Energy - Dept of Oil
Congress - Useless
House of Reps - House of Reprehensibles
Supreme Court - Supremely Corrupt
This administration seems to think they can scrap constitutional amendments at will, this ought to bother the 2A fanatics to no end since they feel bang-bangs are their god-given rights.
We can't have red-flag laws removing guns from violent people, but they want to do THIS?
We can't have red-flag laws removing guns from violent people, but they want to do THIS?
September 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This administration seems to think they can scrap constitutional amendments at will, this ought to bother the 2A fanatics to no end since they feel bang-bangs are their god-given rights.
We can't have red-flag laws removing guns from violent people, but they want to do THIS?
We can't have red-flag laws removing guns from violent people, but they want to do THIS?
AI replaces jobs, then the jobs come back 1 month later because the AI bullshit couldn’t fulfill the requirements...
September 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
AI replaces jobs, then the jobs come back 1 month later because the AI bullshit couldn’t fulfill the requirements...
<obvious sarcasm is obvious>
I don't think removing the red flag policies goes far enough. If Muricans are guaranteed the right to bear arms then the government should issue firearms to every citizen, free of charge. That way we are truly a well-armed militia when they try to kidnap our neighbors...
I don't think removing the red flag policies goes far enough. If Muricans are guaranteed the right to bear arms then the government should issue firearms to every citizen, free of charge. That way we are truly a well-armed militia when they try to kidnap our neighbors...
July 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
<obvious sarcasm is obvious>
I don't think removing the red flag policies goes far enough. If Muricans are guaranteed the right to bear arms then the government should issue firearms to every citizen, free of charge. That way we are truly a well-armed militia when they try to kidnap our neighbors...
I don't think removing the red flag policies goes far enough. If Muricans are guaranteed the right to bear arms then the government should issue firearms to every citizen, free of charge. That way we are truly a well-armed militia when they try to kidnap our neighbors...
performed by the Trans Sharia Orchestra?
June 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
performed by the Trans Sharia Orchestra?