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@thisdej.bsky.social

Can @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social do something about THIS shyt!?!

Ridiculous 30% fees attached to ordering food - before you tip the delivery person. Fcking insane.

January 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM

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@thisdej.bsky.social

I know how JD did it.

Mamaw tempted a young and curious JD about the notion of having a dick in his mouth. He would soon explore that realm, and suddenly come into millions of dollars and a Mercedes lifestyle thanks to a certain, fellow homosexual, Peter Theil.

January 8, 2026 at 12:41 PM

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@thisdej.bsky.social

Checking with AI to see if we can, with her help, reinvent the economy by Easter.

After checking w AI about her ability to reinvent the economy by Easter, she asserts that the best thing DC could do is incentivize, presumably with additional tax write-offs or grant funding, Elon to hire all of us before the Easter bunny arrives on the White House lawn.

December 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM

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@thisdej.bsky.social

I wouldn't say he is ooooout, out. But yeah..

Vance tells the world he is gay in his autobiography. Also his mamaw is afraid of penis.

December 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM

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@thisdej.bsky.social

As long as JD tells his.

After a conversation with Mamaw, JD has never been able to get the taste of dick out of his mouth.

December 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM

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@thisdej.bsky.social

She knows what she got into.

Vance admitting to Mamaw that he be like totes gay.

December 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM

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@thisdej.bsky.social

She ain't going nowhere. They have...an arrangement.

Excerpt from JD's autobiography in which he is forced to reckon w his future and whether or not it includes the taste of penises in his mouth and marriages of convenience.

December 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM

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@thisdej.bsky.social

He's also gay. Everything he puts on is a costume and charade.

JD comes clean to Mamaw and ruminates on the idea of having a dick in his mouth.

December 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM

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@thisdej.bsky.social

Erika "the Beard" Vance (née Kirk) seems on brand.

[flips to Kalshi to see what "the markets" are sayin']

JD telling Mamaw that he is gay and receiving the advice that if he just never puts it in his mouth and marries a brown woman, no one at the church will think twice; better if you can eventually divorce and replace brown for white.

December 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM

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@thisdej.bsky.social

Don't skip past Vance's Grindr profile:

Young JD takes pains to explain to is mamaw that he is gay. But mamaw prevents herself the vapors by explaining that the kid surely can't like the idea of dicks in his mouth. And so that's that. But, hey, one quick follow up: what are your thoughts on vagina, Jay? Vagina in the mouth -- yay or ney?

December 1, 2025 at 10:40 AM

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@thisdej.bsky.social

It's real.

JD told Mamaw this was his "No Penis in the Mouth; Only in the Hands Tux."

November 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM

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@thisdej.bsky.social

Hahahahhaha Jesus...the eclipse straining...uhm,'finish' ..is just priceless.

Also, JD is gay and approved their message.

A young JD Vance, after wanking in his bedroom to People Magazine articles of Donald Trump, emerges to discuss his sexuality with his beloved Mamaw.

November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM

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@thisdej.bsky.social

Agree: JD Vance needs to come out.

Excerpt of memoir, in which Mamaw asks a young JD to contemplate the idea of having a penis in his mouth. Though the conversation had begun with JD expressing his emotional and physical draw to other young men, he determined that this sounded perhaps yucky, and...ipso facto...no longer gay-o.

November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM

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@thisdej.bsky.social

Unless your friends and colleagues all bat for the other team in private and everyone secretly knows it cause they'd once admitted it very publicly but all just watch acceptingly as they over compensate by gratuitously hugging you... Then I think she'd get it and mostly begrudgingly shrug it off.

Excerpt of JD describing how young JD told Mamaw that he was toats gay. But Mamaw was all like, "dick! Ya like tuh suck it!?!" And JD was all like, "erm, I dur nuh. That sounds kinda yucky like." And Mamaw was all like "see! I just cured yer gayness. Nah gone gyt! Ya fag."

November 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM

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@thisdej.bsky.social

For sure not.

Excerpt from JD Vance's own autobiography in which he tell Mamaw that he is gay. She convinces the young JD that since the idea of having a dick in his mouth is icky, he cannot be gay. And so...

October 31, 2025 at 9:45 AM

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@thisdej.bsky.social

But his autobiography, in which he admits that he's gay, IS!

Young, prudish JD, tries to tell his hick grandmother that he's gay. But since, at least until she mentioned it, the idea of a dick in his mouth seemed icky, he now had his forever cover story -- "No way! Not me. Dicks are icky."

October 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM

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@thisdej.bsky.social

Oh, I can totally imagine doing something like that. The fck, for instance, is THIS fcking thing?:

Strange patch of hair that the U.S. Secretary of Defense has chosen to let grow near his ear.

October 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM

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@thisdej.bsky.social

Next step: industries that under produce product, and what they do produce is deeply inferior, including invisible military equipment w wheels that pop off, while Trump and his cabinet, w the profits from the skim, are building compounds visible from space.

Putin's dacha, soon to be rivaled by the Trump family compound.

September 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM

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@thisdej.bsky.social

Charlie Kirk, infamous shyt stirring disinfo grifter, lauded as free speech paramour in the wake of his violent murder.

Matt Dowd loses job for speaking freely and honestly in tepid ackn'gmnt of Kirk's chosen and active role in buttressing our current hateful and unfortunate environment.

It's 9/11