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This Effin’ GM
@thiseffingm.bsky.social
GM, Husband, Father (x3), writer, game designer, terrain maker, miniature painter, best seller on DMsGuild. He/Him. Slowly losing my mind

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Hell yes dude
January 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Hell yeah!!
January 6, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Nice!
January 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Has to be the Sewn Legion but mainly because I got the holofoil card for it!
January 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Yeah dude! I’m excited to use it
January 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
More like average out the damage over 3 rounds. So if the "deadly" threat says 6d6 damage, have the animated objects do 2d6 each round. This makes it still deadly, but also gives the players the chance to retreat or think through how to "resolve". Thats one way to go about it.
January 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Wait what am I saying: just use the stats from animated objects, what’s what I would do. Then you get the cr built in.
January 4, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Best way is to compare its damage out put to other monsters

Though honestly I would t design it with a cr but rather as a hazard and use the damage form the table that gives minor medium or deadly damage. If ongoing, I’d stay to the medium or minor
January 4, 2026 at 12:57 AM
NEVEEEEEEER
January 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
My current project, These Bloody Sails, will be officially my first physical publication that I am heading, rather than just contributing to

I really wanted to try out the distribution side and being the “Decider” so I can get a better idea as to what people I work with go through. It’s a trip!
January 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
So I have been publishing to DMs guild off and on for a few years now (6?). Had one hit gold which was neat. About two years ago I made the jump to start doing freelance with a small addition to Zweihander: Reforged and then about a year ago I started actively pursuing more.
January 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
RPG ramblings not RapG lmfao
January 2, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Lmfao my wife went off about that term ten minutes ago

“Yeah and idiots want to call you a flip flopper acting like (1) flip flopping isn’t a specific term for people who chance stances for personal convenience and (2) like being a static person is an ideal”
December 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
‪Bro this is going to blow your mind but new information actually changes my beliefs and outlook‬
December 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM