It's like when the Deatheaters took over Hogwarts but they were let in after a lengthy public confirmation process

I think I figured out Trump's obsession with Greenland!

All the "we the people did this" folks meant to say "our God kings told us what to think"

I'm just here for the dad jokes. I tell myself, "y'all aren't saying 'boooo!' they're yelling 'blueeeeee (sky)'

Is there a I-have-been-extremely-engaged-in-current-events-and-politics-and-just-can't-anymore starter pack?

I for one haven't seen any dogs, cats or even geese being eaten since the election. Really makes you wonder.