Rocko's Modern Basilisk
thisfiasco.bsky.social
Rocko's Modern Basilisk
@thisfiasco.bsky.social
Huge day for the unemployed.
January 1, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Tinker tailor soldier sailor
December 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
You'll never stop me trying.
December 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
That was number 1 in the charts the day I was born, so there's a fair chance it would be the first song I ever heard. It's shit and I hate it. Fuck Bono.
December 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Core dumped.
December 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
More or less, yeah, although 9-11 and the hysterical reaction to it was probably the final nail in the coffin.
December 12, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Seems pricey just to reattach it.

I reckon I could do it cheaper with some ratchet straps and wood glue.
December 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Mostly just the one game, by the looks of things.
December 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The people of Barrow-in-Furness are probably crying out for nuclear annihilation at this point.

Who am I to deny them?
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Artists:

The Sisters of Mercy

The sisters of mercy

The Sisters Of Mercy

Sisters of Mercy, The
December 4, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Marcus Clown.
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 AM
The SWP are a Trotskyist cult that preys on young people and has a history of covering up sexual harassment, among other sins.

They should be excluded from as much as possible.
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Also it comes from an old French word meaning 'fart'.

Hoisted by your own petard > Blown up by your own farts.
November 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Now all you need is a pipe, deerstalker and a bottle of laudanum.
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Todd Howard.
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
And Tolkien beheld all that he had wrought and indeed all was vanity and grasping for the wind,
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Is that where you're pretending to be an imposter?
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Adding new members to the polycule now requires them to learn Kubernetes.
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Nobody says yankee. It's just yank, or seppo, from the rhyming slang.
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Many such cases.
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
No but you see the only way we can protect children from harmful content hosted by shady, unaccountable foreign entities is by having adults provide their ID, banking details, and a urine sample to a variety of different shady, unaccountable, foreign entities. Flawless logic, I think you'll agree.
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I mean, he didn't invent that either. Just had what can only be the most desperate, put-upon, no self-esteem having, team of software engineers ever assembled do it for him.
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM