This Guy Fawkes
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So to recap: He was into barely legal 15 year old types who looked younger, but also looked older.
I think I got it.
I think I got it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
So to recap: He was into barely legal 15 year old types who looked younger, but also looked older.
I think I got it.
I think I got it.
They’re going to spend more than $68MM? Break up the Marlins. Give other teams a chance at least
November 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
They’re going to spend more than $68MM? Break up the Marlins. Give other teams a chance at least
Actually the sex is very vanilla. After strangling a drifter, nothing helps him come down like some missionary
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Actually the sex is very vanilla. After strangling a drifter, nothing helps him come down like some missionary
Sexual misconduct and declining production? The Cleveland Browns are about to make him the wealthiest man to ever kick a football
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Sexual misconduct and declining production? The Cleveland Browns are about to make him the wealthiest man to ever kick a football
“Sir, do you know how fast you were going?”
“Officer, I am trying to solve Hodge Conjecture”
“My mistake. Have a great day, citizen”
“Officer, I am trying to solve Hodge Conjecture”
“My mistake. Have a great day, citizen”
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“Sir, do you know how fast you were going?”
“Officer, I am trying to solve Hodge Conjecture”
“My mistake. Have a great day, citizen”
“Officer, I am trying to solve Hodge Conjecture”
“My mistake. Have a great day, citizen”
On the one hand this seems like they’re just doing the Big Bird learns about Mr Hooper being dead (how I learned about death) all over again.
On the other, at least they’re not Disney, which is constantly telling you that if you love somebody enough you can still talk to their dead ass.
On the other, at least they’re not Disney, which is constantly telling you that if you love somebody enough you can still talk to their dead ass.
November 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
On the one hand this seems like they’re just doing the Big Bird learns about Mr Hooper being dead (how I learned about death) all over again.
On the other, at least they’re not Disney, which is constantly telling you that if you love somebody enough you can still talk to their dead ass.
On the other, at least they’re not Disney, which is constantly telling you that if you love somebody enough you can still talk to their dead ass.
Not beating the Fredo allegations
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Not beating the Fredo allegations
Remember, remember to subscribe to HBO MAX
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Remember, remember to subscribe to HBO MAX
Romo’s always been annoying. People were just distracted by his one cool trick. But from the start every big game ended with “Ohhhh, here comes Tom Brady [squeee].” We know, Tony. Tom’s great. Calm the fuck down.
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Romo’s always been annoying. People were just distracted by his one cool trick. But from the start every big game ended with “Ohhhh, here comes Tom Brady [squeee].” We know, Tony. Tom’s great. Calm the fuck down.
Hilariously of all the things she listed “talk about a movie you liked” was the easiest and least meaningful one.
Say something nice about somebody else, Elon. Also “Chuck Norris facts” from 2006 don’t count
Say something nice about somebody else, Elon. Also “Chuck Norris facts” from 2006 don’t count
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Hilariously of all the things she listed “talk about a movie you liked” was the easiest and least meaningful one.
Say something nice about somebody else, Elon. Also “Chuck Norris facts” from 2006 don’t count
Say something nice about somebody else, Elon. Also “Chuck Norris facts” from 2006 don’t count
The man literally heard “We don’t care about people who look like you” and completely misinterpreted what they were telling him.
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The man literally heard “We don’t care about people who look like you” and completely misinterpreted what they were telling him.
Democrats see Republican beating the shit out of a child
“Hey don’t hit him”
Pulls out cellphone to record crime. Flips to selfie mode
“Hey don’t hit him.”
“Hey don’t hit him”
Pulls out cellphone to record crime. Flips to selfie mode
“Hey don’t hit him.”
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Democrats see Republican beating the shit out of a child
“Hey don’t hit him”
Pulls out cellphone to record crime. Flips to selfie mode
“Hey don’t hit him.”
“Hey don’t hit him”
Pulls out cellphone to record crime. Flips to selfie mode
“Hey don’t hit him.”
Reading a book, are you? Okay, I’ll play your game. There. Now I’ve taken your picture and posted it online. How’s that for getting attention?
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Reading a book, are you? Okay, I’ll play your game. There. Now I’ve taken your picture and posted it online. How’s that for getting attention?
Whatever is happening in this picture, I do not consent
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Whatever is happening in this picture, I do not consent
He’s the leader of the party. You mean to tell me he couldn’t control the notoriously live wire that is Tim Kaine?
If not, he’s a pretty ineffective leader and should be removed for that.
If not, he’s a pretty ineffective leader and should be removed for that.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
He’s the leader of the party. You mean to tell me he couldn’t control the notoriously live wire that is Tim Kaine?
If not, he’s a pretty ineffective leader and should be removed for that.
If not, he’s a pretty ineffective leader and should be removed for that.
Counterpoint: Fuck you
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Counterpoint: Fuck you
Nope. It’s this guy
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Nope. It’s this guy
How many founding fathers can Trump name on the spot. I’ll give him Washington and Jefferson, but after that I think the list gets interesting.
November 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
How many founding fathers can Trump name on the spot. I’ll give him Washington and Jefferson, but after that I think the list gets interesting.
In fairness I feel like 35% of Gen Z is allergic to peanut butter
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
In fairness I feel like 35% of Gen Z is allergic to peanut butter
Greggggggggg Easterbrook approved post
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Greggggggggg Easterbrook approved post