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JP Brown
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I Joke, I Game, I Make Voices, and I Jump on Stuff.
“But why did he bring a gun to a protest?”

Amazing how y’all NEVER asked that question when it came to Kyle Rittenhouse. 😒
January 25, 2026 at 5:44 AM
ICE just straight-up 5-on-1ed an unarmed man to the ground, pistol-whipped him, then emptied a clip in him… IN BROAD FUCKING DAY.
You really have to be deep-throating tf outta that boot to try and spin this shit.
January 24, 2026 at 6:07 PM
First Twitch stream of 2026! Let’s parlay & play, shall we?

Twitch.tv/ThisIsJPBrown
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Venezuela holds the world’s largest oil reserves. Second largest only to Diddy.
January 5, 2026 at 10:24 PM
If you really think that the US attack on Venezuela is about drugs, then you’re probably on drugs.
(I mean the hard stuff, btw, not weed or psychedelics)
January 4, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Both Andrew Tate and Jake Paul getting pieced up on back-to-back nights…
Damn… Must’ve been a rough weekend for gas station Oakley-wearing guys who have driver seat selfies as their profile pics.
December 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Maaaaaannn, imagine being such a hated person, that everybody starts celebrating when you get your jaw dismantled in the ring.
December 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Being part of a system of oppression that’s been looting & robbing countries of their resources for decades, then calling those countries “shitholes”, is wild work.
That’s like sharing space with a sloppy roommate who’s like “Why’s the bathroom so gross?”
MFer, you’re the one pissing on the floor!
December 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Join ICE :When you’re too scared to join the army, and too dumb to be a cop.
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Aaaaaaannnd I’m live! First time throwing down in Riders Republic, so let’s see what this game’s got. Come hang!

Twitch.tv/ThisIsJPBrown
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Soooooo, are we still boycotting Starbucks? Or did ppl cave in again because of a goddamn cup?
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Care to join me in some gamery?
I’m live now! Come hang!

Twitch.tv/ThisIsJPBrown
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
When trump said he was gonna “drain the swamp”, I had no idea that the swamp was Bill Clinton’s nuts.
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Zohran Mamdani wins.
Dick Cheney dead.
Prop 50 passes.

Not a bad day at all, I must say. 😁
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
So… Dick Cheney, the Butcher of Baghdad, is dead.
The real crime is that he died surrounded by loved ones, instead of inside of a prison cell.
But for now… let’s turn those house lights way tf up!
November 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Quick question…
If they’re defunding all the programs, then what the fck are we paying taxes for? 🧐
October 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
So sorry I’m late, but I’m LIVE now! I’ll make it up to you. Promise!
I’m throwing down in Street Fighter 6.
Come thru!

Twitch.tv/ThisIsJPBrown
October 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Soooooo, everybody’s out here talking about Trump’s neck, but nobody’s bringing up the fact that his ear — the one that he got shot in, with an AR-15-style rifle — doesn’t have a single scar on it? Who is he, Wolverine? 🤨
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Sorry for being tardy to the party, but I’m LIVE now. Streaming… whatevs. Come hang!

Twitch.tv/ThisIsJPBrown
October 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Happy Indigenous People’s Day, err’body!

Also, Columbus didn’t discover shit.

Okay, have a good one! 🖖🏾
October 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
NGL y’all, the Shinobi reboot on PS5 is absolute flames! 🔥
September 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It’s crazy how the “Fck Your Feelings” crowd, always seems to get in their feelings.
September 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Aaaaaaannnd I’m LIVE! Let’s throw down, yeah?

Twitch.tv/ThisIsJPBrown
September 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Yesterday, MAGAts were sending threats to Blk ppl and HBCU’s, and yelling for the “d3ath penalty!”.
But as soon as they found out that the shooter is one of their own, they just faded back into the bushes like Homer Simpson.
I swear by the old gods and the new, these ppl don’t stand for shit. 🙄
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
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September 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
NGL, yesterday’s episode — the death of a yt supremacist — has once again showed me who’s who in my circle of “friends”. I see y’all now. 👀
September 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM