this is not mary
@thisisnotmary.bsky.social
Chief Executive Officer of Dysfunction
At first I only read the first sentence and thought this was about Swarovski Shrek
February 13, 2026 at 5:48 AM
At first I only read the first sentence and thought this was about Swarovski Shrek
“There should be a meatloaf” girl. cdn.drawception.com/drawings/101...
February 11, 2026 at 10:01 PM
“There should be a meatloaf” girl. cdn.drawception.com/drawings/101...
shhhh peter don’t tell them
February 10, 2026 at 3:35 AM
shhhh peter don’t tell them
February 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
They didn’t even mention you calling him a “miserable little pig man” which I think about at least twice a day. Disappointing
February 6, 2026 at 7:28 PM
They didn’t even mention you calling him a “miserable little pig man” which I think about at least twice a day. Disappointing
he looks like he smells like salami
February 6, 2026 at 5:40 AM
he looks like he smells like salami
Imagine training your whole life and making it to the Olympics and then finding out you have to hang out w JD Vance while you’re there
February 5, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Imagine training your whole life and making it to the Olympics and then finding out you have to hang out w JD Vance while you’re there
“foreign policy journey” lol more like “continual pathological opportunistic lying”
January 12, 2026 at 6:44 AM
“foreign policy journey” lol more like “continual pathological opportunistic lying”
*law and order button sound*
January 12, 2026 at 6:39 AM
*law and order button sound*
the more time goes on, the more he seems deeply mentally and emotionally unwell
December 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
the more time goes on, the more he seems deeply mentally and emotionally unwell
I’m sure our great Supreme Court will ultimately hold these protesters to the same standard it does those praying outside of abortion clinics /s
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’m sure our great Supreme Court will ultimately hold these protesters to the same standard it does those praying outside of abortion clinics /s
All my haters are my waiters at the table of success 🤷🏻♀️
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
All my haters are my waiters at the table of success 🤷🏻♀️
@ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social ladies I feel like y’all will appreciate the unique manner in which a certain area of lil smoky’s pants often resembles canks’ neck. we need to get to the (front) bottom of this
October 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
@ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social ladies I feel like y’all will appreciate the unique manner in which a certain area of lil smoky’s pants often resembles canks’ neck. we need to get to the (front) bottom of this
same, I’ve literally never seen any pants do that before lmfao
October 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
same, I’ve literally never seen any pants do that before lmfao