Sarah Lindsay
@thistleflat.bsky.social
Co. Durham crafter of hand stitched creations for the moderately rebellious and generally irritated woman. Book lover. Fuelled by social injustice and menopausal spite
ThistleflatCrafts.com
ThistleflatCrafts.com
Are you operating at a solid 3/10? No, you don't need suggestions. Yes, you need more cake and less talking
Available in the Etsy shop
Available in the Etsy shop
January 17, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Are you operating at a solid 3/10? No, you don't need suggestions. Yes, you need more cake and less talking
Available in the Etsy shop
Available in the Etsy shop
You didn't survive your forties to be told you're too much. Too loud? Too opinionated? Too bloody glorious? Hang this up and own every inch of it!
thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com/listing/8916...
thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com/listing/8916...
January 16, 2026 at 9:30 AM
You didn't survive your forties to be told you're too much. Too loud? Too opinionated? Too bloody glorious? Hang this up and own every inch of it!
thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com/listing/8916...
thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com/listing/8916...
Your walls don't have to lie. Swap the 'Live, Laugh, Love' for decor that tells the truth 😂
Check out the range at ThistleflatCrafts.com
Check out the range at ThistleflatCrafts.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Your walls don't have to lie. Swap the 'Live, Laugh, Love' for decor that tells the truth 😂
Check out the range at ThistleflatCrafts.com
Check out the range at ThistleflatCrafts.com
Got bored with the black so moved onto some other colours. I am not an organised stitcher - I go where the mood takes me and hope for the best...🤣🧵
January 13, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Got bored with the black so moved onto some other colours. I am not an organised stitcher - I go where the mood takes me and hope for the best...🤣🧵
Given up on the other cross stitch pattern for now because it was doing my head in 😂As I am no friend of moderation I had bought 3 patterns, so I've moved onto the smallest one and started that one too. Might as well start all 3 - what kind of weirdo only has 1 wip on the go at a time, right?!! 🤣🤣🧵🪡
January 12, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Given up on the other cross stitch pattern for now because it was doing my head in 😂As I am no friend of moderation I had bought 3 patterns, so I've moved onto the smallest one and started that one too. Might as well start all 3 - what kind of weirdo only has 1 wip on the go at a time, right?!! 🤣🤣🧵🪡
I decided to try and use up my scrap yarn stash this year, so started on this jumper. Just picking colours out the bag at random, no planning going on here 🤣
January 11, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I decided to try and use up my scrap yarn stash this year, so started on this jumper. Just picking colours out the bag at random, no planning going on here 🤣
When it's been a bit of a week...
Available for those who take 'holding a grudge' to artisan levels at ThistleflatCrafts.com
Available for those who take 'holding a grudge' to artisan levels at ThistleflatCrafts.com
January 10, 2026 at 12:42 PM
When it's been a bit of a week...
Available for those who take 'holding a grudge' to artisan levels at ThistleflatCrafts.com
Available for those who take 'holding a grudge' to artisan levels at ThistleflatCrafts.com
New Year's resolution suggestion...😉
thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com/listing/9675...
It's also available as a pattern if you prefer to stab fabric repeatedly - the pattern's on Etsy but it's cheaper on ko-fi 😊
thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com/listing/9675...
It's also available as a pattern if you prefer to stab fabric repeatedly - the pattern's on Etsy but it's cheaper on ko-fi 😊
December 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
New Year's resolution suggestion...😉
thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com/listing/9675...
It's also available as a pattern if you prefer to stab fabric repeatedly - the pattern's on Etsy but it's cheaper on ko-fi 😊
thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com/listing/9675...
It's also available as a pattern if you prefer to stab fabric repeatedly - the pattern's on Etsy but it's cheaper on ko-fi 😊
Your walls don't have to lie. Swap the 'Live, Laugh, Love' for decor that tells the truth 😂
Check out the range at ThistleflatCrafts.com
Check out the range at ThistleflatCrafts.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Your walls don't have to lie. Swap the 'Live, Laugh, Love' for decor that tells the truth 😂
Check out the range at ThistleflatCrafts.com
Check out the range at ThistleflatCrafts.com
Sometimes you just know that you're stuck in a situation that no longer serves you. This is a sign for you😊🧡
Get yourself some motivation at ThistleflatCrafts.com
Get yourself some motivation at ThistleflatCrafts.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Sometimes you just know that you're stuck in a situation that no longer serves you. This is a sign for you😊🧡
Get yourself some motivation at ThistleflatCrafts.com
Get yourself some motivation at ThistleflatCrafts.com
Stitching your emotional unavailability into your home decor...
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Stitching your emotional unavailability into your home decor...
For all those women trying to make everyone's Christmas magical, with very little assistance from anyone else...
December 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
For all those women trying to make everyone's Christmas magical, with very little assistance from anyone else...
Just me putting my customary sunny disposition into my Christmas work...🤶😄
Check out the website for more
Check out the website for more
December 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Just me putting my customary sunny disposition into my Christmas work...🤶😄
Check out the website for more
Check out the website for more
Fridays are for saying 'fuck this' and starting something new! This snarky cross stitch pattern downloads instantly - use up your thread stash & stitch those feelings in whichever colours say to you "I'm done"! New weekend project = sorted! 🧵
thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com/listing/1192...
thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com/listing/1192...
December 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Fridays are for saying 'fuck this' and starting something new! This snarky cross stitch pattern downloads instantly - use up your thread stash & stitch those feelings in whichever colours say to you "I'm done"! New weekend project = sorted! 🧵
thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com/listing/1192...
thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com/listing/1192...
When it's been a bit of a week...
Available for those who take 'holding a grudge' to artisan levels at ThistleflatCrafts.com
Available for those who take 'holding a grudge' to artisan levels at ThistleflatCrafts.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
When it's been a bit of a week...
Available for those who take 'holding a grudge' to artisan levels at ThistleflatCrafts.com
Available for those who take 'holding a grudge' to artisan levels at ThistleflatCrafts.com
Just finishing off a free downloadable Christmas pattern. Available athttps://ko-fi.com/thistleflat soon.
Follow me here or on ko-fi to get it as soon as it's ready! 😊🎄
Follow me here or on ko-fi to get it as soon as it's ready! 😊🎄
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Just finishing off a free downloadable Christmas pattern. Available athttps://ko-fi.com/thistleflat soon.
Follow me here or on ko-fi to get it as soon as it's ready! 😊🎄
Follow me here or on ko-fi to get it as soon as it's ready! 😊🎄
Who said rebellion has an age limit? Not me 😉 This sassy little number is for everyone embracing their unapologetic era - crochet blooms, stubborn spirit, and all!
Now available in my Etsy shop. Perfect for birthdays, besties, or treating yourself!
Now available in my Etsy shop. Perfect for birthdays, besties, or treating yourself!
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Who said rebellion has an age limit? Not me 😉 This sassy little number is for everyone embracing their unapologetic era - crochet blooms, stubborn spirit, and all!
Now available in my Etsy shop. Perfect for birthdays, besties, or treating yourself!
Now available in my Etsy shop. Perfect for birthdays, besties, or treating yourself!
Crochet top progress - might be finished by next Christmas 😂🧶
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Crochet top progress - might be finished by next Christmas 😂🧶
A new version of an old favourite - I made a darker version in celebration of the winter months and for those of us who are just you know, dark😂🖤
The downloadable pattern is available on Etsy and ko-fi - although it's for the green version of this pattern, you can use whichever colours you fancy!
The downloadable pattern is available on Etsy and ko-fi - although it's for the green version of this pattern, you can use whichever colours you fancy!
December 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
A new version of an old favourite - I made a darker version in celebration of the winter months and for those of us who are just you know, dark😂🖤
The downloadable pattern is available on Etsy and ko-fi - although it's for the green version of this pattern, you can use whichever colours you fancy!
The downloadable pattern is available on Etsy and ko-fi - although it's for the green version of this pattern, you can use whichever colours you fancy!
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
You didn't survive your forties to be told you're too much. Too loud? Too opinionated? Too bloody glorious? Hang this up and own every inch of it!
thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com/listing/8916...
thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com/listing/8916...
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
You didn't survive your forties to be told you're too much. Too loud? Too opinionated? Too bloody glorious? Hang this up and own every inch of it!
thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com/listing/8916...
thistleflatcrafts.etsy.com/listing/8916...
Your walls don't have to lie. Swap the 'Live, Laugh, Love' for decor that tells the truth 😂
Check out the range at ThistleflatCrafts.com
Check out the range at ThistleflatCrafts.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Your walls don't have to lie. Swap the 'Live, Laugh, Love' for decor that tells the truth 😂
Check out the range at ThistleflatCrafts.com
Check out the range at ThistleflatCrafts.com
Sometimes you just know that you're stuck in a situation that no longer serves you. This is a sign for you😊🧡
Get yourself some motivation at ThistleflatCrafts.com
Get yourself some motivation at ThistleflatCrafts.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Sometimes you just know that you're stuck in a situation that no longer serves you. This is a sign for you😊🧡
Get yourself some motivation at ThistleflatCrafts.com
Get yourself some motivation at ThistleflatCrafts.com
A slightly better reading month in November😄
December 1, 2025 at 9:11 AM
A slightly better reading month in November😄