Tom
@thobert.bsky.social
I try to be funny. It doesn’t always work.
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Also, the sexual predator resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Go break down those doors.
(But for the love of gawd, please don’t drag him out in his underwear 🤮)
(But for the love of gawd, please don’t drag him out in his underwear 🤮)
January 19, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Also, the sexual predator resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Go break down those doors.
(But for the love of gawd, please don’t drag him out in his underwear 🤮)
(But for the love of gawd, please don’t drag him out in his underwear 🤮)
Donald Trump’s Board of Peace ⤵️
January 19, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Donald Trump’s Board of Peace ⤵️
I think Greenland should take over the United States.
January 19, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I think Greenland should take over the United States.
Peace through strength 🙄
Trump’s Board of Peace ⤵️
Trump’s Board of Peace ⤵️
January 18, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Peace through strength 🙄
Trump’s Board of Peace ⤵️
Trump’s Board of Peace ⤵️
“They are also throwing banana peels on the ground. And marbles - like in Showgirls.”
- Tricia Tricia Tricia, probably
- Tricia Tricia Tricia, probably
January 17, 2026 at 7:18 PM
“They are also throwing banana peels on the ground. And marbles - like in Showgirls.”
- Tricia Tricia Tricia, probably
- Tricia Tricia Tricia, probably
A frozen pickle is why Stephen Miller acts like he does.
January 17, 2026 at 9:10 AM
A frozen pickle is why Stephen Miller acts like he does.
That made my blood boil 😡
January 17, 2026 at 9:08 AM
That made my blood boil 😡
Let’s not forget that we had a bipartisan agreement on immigration reform more than a year ago - and candidate Donald Trump killed it because he wanted the issue to run on. We’re here 100% because of Donald Epstein Trump.
January 16, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Let’s not forget that we had a bipartisan agreement on immigration reform more than a year ago - and candidate Donald Trump killed it because he wanted the issue to run on. We’re here 100% because of Donald Epstein Trump.
You are a force! Big fan. 👏
January 16, 2026 at 9:37 PM
You are a force! Big fan. 👏
“And… and they can’t sit with us at lunch!”
January 15, 2026 at 10:33 PM
“And… and they can’t sit with us at lunch!”
The loathing I have for the people in this administration grows daily.
January 15, 2026 at 10:29 PM
The loathing I have for the people in this administration grows daily.
Sounds like an ATM for Putin
January 15, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Sounds like an ATM for Putin
Does Putin have access to that bank account?
January 15, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Does Putin have access to that bank account?
And a pencil. Don’t forget the pencil.
January 14, 2026 at 10:18 PM
And a pencil. Don’t forget the pencil.
It isn’t the American position.
It’s the position of one geriatric criminal to distract from his other criminal activities.
It’s the position of one geriatric criminal to distract from his other criminal activities.
January 14, 2026 at 10:13 PM
It isn’t the American position.
It’s the position of one geriatric criminal to distract from his other criminal activities.
It’s the position of one geriatric criminal to distract from his other criminal activities.
That’s called an ulcer, Ross
January 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
That’s called an ulcer, Ross
I don’t think we’re losing our outrage. I think we’re frustrated that there are no consequences whatsoever for anyone in this administration who is breaking the law. There are so many checks that aren’t checking.
January 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I don’t think we’re losing our outrage. I think we’re frustrated that there are no consequences whatsoever for anyone in this administration who is breaking the law. There are so many checks that aren’t checking.
May he meet with the same fate
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
May he meet with the same fate
“Don’t make your rapist mad or you’ll get raped again” vibes
January 11, 2026 at 8:52 PM
“Don’t make your rapist mad or you’ll get raped again” vibes
“Don’t make your rapist mad or you’ll get raped again” vibes
January 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
“Don’t make your rapist mad or you’ll get raped again” vibes
Maybe tone the murders and kidnappings down, Tom, and there won’t be a need to report on them.
January 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Maybe tone the murders and kidnappings down, Tom, and there won’t be a need to report on them.
It’s so ugly.
It’s the Golden Glob award.
It’s the Golden Glob award.
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 AM
It’s so ugly.
It’s the Golden Glob award.
It’s the Golden Glob award.
In a world full of Jim Jordans, Ted Cruzes, and Lindsey Grahams, be a Michael Cohen.
January 6, 2026 at 11:39 PM
In a world full of Jim Jordans, Ted Cruzes, and Lindsey Grahams, be a Michael Cohen.