Todd Hofert
@thofert.bsky.social
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Is that a voting machine?
January 20, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Is that a voting machine?
How in the hell did we get here? Normalizing every ridiculous notion, well other than Hillary’s e-mail.
January 15, 2026 at 2:38 AM
How in the hell did we get here? Normalizing every ridiculous notion, well other than Hillary’s e-mail.
Don’t do it. It’s getting out of control.
January 6, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Don’t do it. It’s getting out of control.
La Vie Claire would like a word…
December 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
La Vie Claire would like a word…
He said he’d make eggs cheaper.
December 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
He said he’d make eggs cheaper.
VDP struggles only because he is riding slower than he’d like to be. When he goes the mistakes clean themselves up.
December 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
VDP struggles only because he is riding slower than he’d like to be. When he goes the mistakes clean themselves up.
Run on sentence much.
December 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Run on sentence much.
THat is the beauty of CX. Anyone can do it. Relatively safe. Can race yourself if not yet competitive. Don’t have to worry about trashing equipment. Everyone is welcome.
December 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
THat is the beauty of CX. Anyone can do it. Relatively safe. Can race yourself if not yet competitive. Don’t have to worry about trashing equipment. Everyone is welcome.
The statement says nothing about impeachment…
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The statement says nothing about impeachment…
I’d like to have a car shaped storage unit to put in the street in front of my house. Maybe a van shape. I wonder how long it would be allowed.
December 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I’d like to have a car shaped storage unit to put in the street in front of my house. Maybe a van shape. I wonder how long it would be allowed.
That might be why Remco left!
December 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
That might be why Remco left!
I like the helmet….
December 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I like the helmet….
I have no mobility issues yet I prefer the low step bikes. Just silly to have swing your leg over in street clothes.
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I have no mobility issues yet I prefer the low step bikes. Just silly to have swing your leg over in street clothes.
If you ask for a coffee to go in Italy, they will escort you to the border!
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
If you ask for a coffee to go in Italy, they will escort you to the border!
Some people are expendable for the convenience of others. I get that vibe every time I drive a car.
November 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Some people are expendable for the convenience of others. I get that vibe every time I drive a car.
Grok apparently only scrapes Elons sent items.
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Grok apparently only scrapes Elons sent items.
I was dinged $63 for a $75 package from the Netherlands…
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I was dinged $63 for a $75 package from the Netherlands…
Other than that it costs the same.
October 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Other than that it costs the same.
I feel wealthy and secure again after having to pay this to receive my $75 order from the Netherlands.
October 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I feel wealthy and secure again after having to pay this to receive my $75 order from the Netherlands.
I thought Girmay signed with PremierTech?
October 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I thought Girmay signed with PremierTech?