In a feat of procrastination, I put off exercising by fixing a closet door while wearing sweats and a goofy headband.

Take that, future me!

So much love for the JetBrains Cookie Settings dialog...

I can't judge Elon's salute until I know what the Roman-to-Nazi ratio was at that event.

I don't know what YouTube is trying to suggest with this placement.

On vacation, the P.A. yells "To the window, to the walls" and the audience yelled out the next line... All but the woman behind me who tried to sing the whole damn song.

But I have to hand it to drunk-lady-on-a-cruise-ship. Her version was still better than Mark Zuckerberg's.

Does anyone else suspect that Trump is threatening to start World War 3 to distract us from whether we want a talk show host with a drinking problem conducting those wars?

I'm supposed to post something so you all know I'm not a bot. If you'll had seen me trying to get past the Captcha at signup that would tell you everything you need to know.