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Thomas Banacek
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 15h
Hold on! The DSA are against racism? Shit! I didn’t know!
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 19h
And ya an adjective to describe him. It’s not being used to shame or insult. Just pointing it out.

- this fat person’s opinion
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 19h
I want to know what the non white Canadians are doing to the ostriches.
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 19h
No, I’m no serious. Geesh.
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 19h
The C way the question is written, I can see them going “no, I think if we had the watts riots again, armed troops should be called in”
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 22h
Cigna used AI to go through medical claims to reject many of them outright. So they ain’t helping you.
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 23h
Isn’t a guy just a lady whose ovaries fell out?
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 23h
It was me being sarcastic about the “generosity” of ins cos.

A podcaster I listen to was trying to get an mri as he was having nerve issues, and the Dr wanted to get a baseline scan to use to see if it gets worse in the future. Cigna denied it since they had no proof it was getting worse. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 23h
Seriously, I saw that and was like “hold on, you sure this wasn’t 110 yo grassley talking?”
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 23h
The right was all “what does Hunter know about oil industry? He got the job because of politics!”

Which raises the question “what does Eric, or any Trump know about crypto? All they know about is grifting and conning people to get their money!”

Oh, wait. Never mind.
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 23h
The above is a totally true story and I’m sure you can find many examples if you do your own research on the matter.

Also, if you need any type of insurance, DM me. I’ll hook you up with quality plans like the above. 3/3
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 23h
They even offered to waive all deductibles. I thought about it but still declined. The next day a rep showed up, with the police, wanting to make sure I wasn’t being forced not to have the surgery. They verified all family and friends weren’t kidnapped and everything.

Ins cos care about you! 2/
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 23h
I had an injured foot. Doctor said it would heal itself in a while or I could have expensive surgery. I decided on the former.

By the time I got home, I had three phone calls from the insurer asking if I was aware that my life could be better quicker with surgery. 1/
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 1d
Wait till she finds out ostriches do not go to heaven…
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 1d
Strange thing to say to the Heavenly Father. But I guess god is trans?
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 1d
Heaven is filled with dead people, but celebrating death bad.

Also, how the hell does 357 know what Jesus would celebrate in heaven. He told you all how to act on earth (and you don’t do that). Not how to act once you get to party central.
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 1d
Isn’t Easter and Good Friday celebrating death and evil?
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 1d
Spirit’s spirit is boosting the spirits of those who probably also talk about the spirit in their haunted dolls.
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 1d
When will the text messages come out? When will we find out spirit was racist and sexist (which will only stoke more love for spirit)?
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 1d
Whoa. Hold on! 5786- 4723 + 1447 = 2025. It’s all coming true!
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 1d
They do know it’s a law that they will get paid, don’t they?
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 1d
“Everyone gets to ask them 3 questions to determine who the fake crew members are. Correct guesses get seats. Incorrect answers, you’re bumped.”
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 1d
I read that as “when you meant ‘naked’”

And I went up sc cc nd read the post and was like “there are naked ice agents dragging people away?” Like that wouldn’t scare everyone away first.
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 1d
Listen to Carol. She’s onto something. As a scholar and researcher of the “not-so-dead sea scrolls”, the sermon on the mount involved Jesus talking to 400 ostriches. Whispering, actually.
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Thomas Banacek @thomasbanacek.bsky.social · 1d
Ah, it’s the birds that fly arent real!
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