@thomasjbenson.bsky.social
Just for the record: "teetotaler"
February 8, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Just for the record: "teetotaler"
I say we lock them in a room together and, you know, see what happens.
January 28, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I say we lock them in a room together and, you know, see what happens.
Take that, you. I just followed you. That'll teach you!😜
January 27, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Take that, you. I just followed you. That'll teach you!😜
Only if it's porn.
January 26, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Only if it's porn.
I'm betting he will look like Elon.
January 22, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I'm betting he will look like Elon.
I'm sorry. Are my farts impeding you?
January 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I'm sorry. Are my farts impeding you?
And your cars suck too! 'snicker'
January 5, 2026 at 9:09 PM
And your cars suck too! 'snicker'
Is it just me, butI feel like I'm looking at Kristi Noem in 20 years?
December 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Is it just me, butI feel like I'm looking at Kristi Noem in 20 years?
If you pretend to be a 15-year-old girl, you get right in.
December 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
If you pretend to be a 15-year-old girl, you get right in.
Twat on a yacht?
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Twat on a yacht?
First thing I thought...
November 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
First thing I thought...
Is he seeing the "M" in TIME as the small, floating crown? He's definitely due for another MOCA test.
October 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Is he seeing the "M" in TIME as the small, floating crown? He's definitely due for another MOCA test.