Legit forgot I had a Bluesky mb gang

You're not a true star wars fan if you don't say "this is where the fun begins" right before you have sex

Do you think there's animal racism? Like are there dogs that hate other species of dog?

Felt cute, might delete later.

I like baked potatoes

This woman recently followed me, so I followed her back, but then she reached out to me, and I'm pretty sure you can look at the screenshot and see for yourself. If you stumble upon this account, please just block them, this app is slowly becoming just as bad as twitter I swear... 😮‍💨

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Please retweet this if you've eaten sausages in the last six weeks.

POV: The shampoo bottles nearly empty

Try saying "I like cops" without your lips touching ;)

Raise your hand if you came to Bluesky from twitter. 🙋

I've been on this app for about 5 minutes. From what I can gather, it's just twitter but better. I think I'll be posting here a lot more. 👍

Whazzaaaaaaaaap! ✌️🔥