As a Rockies fan who lives with a twins fan and learned to love Julien this summer, I’m just glad he’s staying in the family. Now we can continue shouting “EDOUARD” at random intervals around the apartment.

My partner is a new Twins fan and she is DEVASTATED…

My partner reignited her Twins fandom this year. She was in meetings all day, so I had to break the news to her when she got home. She’s currently not speaking to me and three glasses of wine deep…

This is the social media content I have been looking for. Thank you.

A life-long Coors field patron here. Their horrible season does seem to have seeped into the game experience! I was there this summer and noticed the lack of replays or interactive elements at the ballpark…

The foxes on the hill barked clear and cold.

My favorite piece of music ever is a setting of that poem by John Corigliano. Changed my life the first time I heard it.

Also, the Rockies and I were born the same year and I feel like our destinies are somehow cosmically intertwined.

I feel like I asked a genie to make national baseball media cover the Rockies more and this is not what I meant…

I teach 6th grade boys choir. Every day they come up and make fun of me for my Rockies fandom. Sorry kids, you can’t hurt my feelings more than they do on a nightly basis.

Rockies fan chiming in to welcome you to the club…

In a couple years, he may fall into a category I call, “believe it or not, still a Rockie,” a designation reserved for good players the Rockies should have traded for value but instead held onto until they were untradable (cough, Marquez, cough Blackmon).