Be very careful who you vent too, because vents lead to other rooms quicker than the plague.
December 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Be very careful who you vent too, because vents lead to other rooms quicker than the plague.
If you put 100 red ants and 100 black ants in a jar. They won't attack each other, until someone shakes the jar. So alway's remember who's shaking the jar.
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
If you put 100 red ants and 100 black ants in a jar. They won't attack each other, until someone shakes the jar. So alway's remember who's shaking the jar.
I don't care how sneaky you think you are, how long you got away with it, or how manipulative you are. The Universe will not let you play around and backstab solid people. It'll come back on you hard and those losses will b bigger than the everything you thought you got away with
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I don't care how sneaky you think you are, how long you got away with it, or how manipulative you are. The Universe will not let you play around and backstab solid people. It'll come back on you hard and those losses will b bigger than the everything you thought you got away with
Girls stop with the lips man, I don't know one of you that looks better after getting them done, literally all of you looked better before. It's not a good look, stop this madnes.
December 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Girls stop with the lips man, I don't know one of you that looks better after getting them done, literally all of you looked better before. It's not a good look, stop this madnes.
Mushrooms are the Jimmy Saville of the vegetable world.
December 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Mushrooms are the Jimmy Saville of the vegetable world.
These 2 day weekends are unfortunately starting to feel a lot like an half hour dinner.
December 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
These 2 day weekends are unfortunately starting to feel a lot like an half hour dinner.
What is going on with this mince in a bag bollocks it doesn't cook right it doesn't look right, looks like some sort of black market organ donation bring back the box of mince.
December 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
What is going on with this mince in a bag bollocks it doesn't cook right it doesn't look right, looks like some sort of black market organ donation bring back the box of mince.
I've noticed there is a perfect correlation between how drunk 2pm and how passionate 1 am about singing Toto-Africa. It's like an audible breathalyzer.
December 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I've noticed there is a perfect correlation between how drunk 2pm and how passionate 1 am about singing Toto-Africa. It's like an audible breathalyzer.
The calm before the storm.
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The calm before the storm.
The worst liars are the one's that forgot what they've just lied about whilst trying to tell another lie about either the same situation or something totally different. Swerve and avoid at all costs. Once a cunt always a cunt. A 🐆 won't change its spots ever.
December 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The worst liars are the one's that forgot what they've just lied about whilst trying to tell another lie about either the same situation or something totally different. Swerve and avoid at all costs. Once a cunt always a cunt. A 🐆 won't change its spots ever.
I hate when i'm trying to spell a word and my phone can't do it either.
December 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I hate when i'm trying to spell a word and my phone can't do it either.
Theres a few on here and I swear to god nearly every single thing they post is just a made up lie. You could literally type 'that didn't happen' under 95% of their posts.
December 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Theres a few on here and I swear to god nearly every single thing they post is just a made up lie. You could literally type 'that didn't happen' under 95% of their posts.
JUST BECAUSE SOMEBODY KEEPS YOU AROUND DOESN'T MEAN THEY VALUE YOU.
December 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
JUST BECAUSE SOMEBODY KEEPS YOU AROUND DOESN'T MEAN THEY VALUE YOU.
The biggest weakness of today is following trends.
December 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The biggest weakness of today is following trends.
This weekends has absolutely ruined me so I'm just having a quiet chiller night for myself.
December 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This weekends has absolutely ruined me so I'm just having a quiet chiller night for myself.
I think it's pretty pathetic when people who don't get enough attention get online who announce they're deleting people that don't engage in their meaningless rubbish only for them to rinse & repeat the waffle a few days later. Get a life, get a job & get a partner.
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I think it's pretty pathetic when people who don't get enough attention get online who announce they're deleting people that don't engage in their meaningless rubbish only for them to rinse & repeat the waffle a few days later. Get a life, get a job & get a partner.
People cheat because they're cunts. Not because you can't cook, or just because you got into an argument. There's nothing someone can do differently to not get cheated on except find someone who isn't interested in cheating. Stay single until you're appreciated.
December 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
People cheat because they're cunts. Not because you can't cook, or just because you got into an argument. There's nothing someone can do differently to not get cheated on except find someone who isn't interested in cheating. Stay single until you're appreciated.
I feel 10× times rougher than Anne Robinsons reptilian skin.
December 15, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I feel 10× times rougher than Anne Robinsons reptilian skin.
Did you ever trying to do something and your brain just suddenly ctrl alt del and logs itself out? 🧠 of a 👴🏻
December 15, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Did you ever trying to do something and your brain just suddenly ctrl alt del and logs itself out? 🧠 of a 👴🏻
Never forget who ignored you when you needed them and who helped you before you even had to ask. Too the left, too the right, Good night
December 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Never forget who ignored you when you needed them and who helped you before you even had to ask. Too the left, too the right, Good night
You'll never see women arguing or battling over a good man. Good men don't put you in the position of not knowing where you stand.
December 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You'll never see women arguing or battling over a good man. Good men don't put you in the position of not knowing where you stand.
Sometimes you got to lose something real to find your true self. #SundayTruths
December 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Sometimes you got to lose something real to find your true self. #SundayTruths
As long as the dice is still rolling, you will get your six 🎲
December 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
As long as the dice is still rolling, you will get your six 🎲
Dating me is like a Christmas cracker. Shit jokes but a decent bang.
December 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Dating me is like a Christmas cracker. Shit jokes but a decent bang.
How do people even become alcoholics? One night of drinking and i can't drink again for at least another few days.
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
How do people even become alcoholics? One night of drinking and i can't drink again for at least another few days.