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Thompson
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Nice to meet you, Bluesky.
Here’s my Bluecat.

It’s been a while, did I do fun social media right?
One of the oddest things about my birthday is all the texts and emails from every dentist I’ve ever had
January 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Please don’t speak to me. I’m disassociating.
December 5, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Hey, sincerely curious, how do people named Scott feel about their name being all over toilet paper? 🧻
December 4, 2024 at 12:23 AM
The only thing getting me through this workday is my secret candy drawer
December 3, 2024 at 9:17 PM
A porn site for accoutrements: Adornhub
A porn site for nu-metal fans: KoRnhub
A porn site for goths: Mournhub
December 2, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Just saw a self-driving wheelchair chiming through the Miami airport (it had a lady in it, then it drove back without her) it’s still chiming through the terminal—I think I found the next Doctor Who villain.
December 2, 2024 at 11:54 AM
Shouldn’t a “shampoo” be another term for a fart?
December 1, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Legit so worried my cats will love the treat lady (aka our cat sitter) more than they love me😳

Plz send reassurance ty
November 30, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Not trying to be bunny, butt…
November 27, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I’m not in a “same-sex relationship”—
it’s a similar-gendered monogamous exchange of trust, affection, and sometimes shirts
November 27, 2024 at 3:45 PM
This is the first Thanksgiving where I’ve been offered a bed that doesn’t inflate or fold into a sofa 🥲 I should’ve gotten married sooner
November 27, 2024 at 7:39 AM
fellow ADHDers,
when you spend the hour you planned to vacuum disassembling and deep cleaning the vacuum you initially intended to use, that’s called a
November 24, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Made a salad 🥗 of spinach, salmon, avocado, and chopped almonds

It’s my magnesium opus
November 24, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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anyone else's "discover" page just CATS CATS AND MORE CATS
November 14, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Nice to meet you, Bluesky.
Here’s my Bluecat.

It’s been a while, did I do fun social media right?
November 15, 2024 at 10:00 PM