Thor
thor93.bsky.social
Thor
@thor93.bsky.social
Personally I'm still not over the shock I got when I was a kid and turned a 6 upside down
March 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I only listen to real music! (1970s guitar rock made by a pedophile who exclusively wore jeans so tight that they mushed his dick and balls into a weird lump)
February 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I get heavy "gen x nerd who always thinks he's the smartest guy in the room" vibes from him. Very off-putting
February 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
My man absolutely tearing it UP with the statistical analyzis😂 god damn savage😵
December 29, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Feels like every country is becoming America, but without the cool cultural shit America has
December 28, 2024 at 3:51 PM
I tried being part of a local friend group a while back, and all those people turned out to be upper echelon of the third reich level evil. You should never lose hope though, gotta gaslight yourself into thinking shit is gonna work out
December 14, 2024 at 11:41 AM
What makes it extra cool is that "the r word" isn't really considered that bad anymore. The person making this list is not only stuck online but also living on a 5 year delay
December 4, 2024 at 9:33 AM
50 year old guys when the teenage girl cashier is too tired to fake laugh at their jokes
November 30, 2024 at 9:00 AM
I'm no longer a morbidly obese deeply traumatised shut-in and I owe it all to my robot friend BT and Nick Mullen🙏
November 26, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Titanfall players are the truest heroes, soldiers should be thanking us for our service when they see us at airports
November 26, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Very cliche thing to say but that shit saved my life. No way I would've survived 2016-2019 without it. Binge listening to golden era cumtown also helped. I know I shouldn't admit that in public though
November 26, 2024 at 11:05 PM
I got religiously into titanfall 2 because of how good everything in that game feels. Logging on and seeing people complain that you unlock all the guns after a couple of hours and there have reason to continue playing made me so sad. Everyone's got brainworms and it's making us fail great art
November 26, 2024 at 10:58 PM
For sure, I'll never understand how people can enjoy those games. To me they're actively unpleasant. Playing them feels like having all sense of joy drained from my body. We should set up re-education camps forcing people to play classic quake mods
November 26, 2024 at 10:49 PM
He's smooth down there like a Ken doll imo
November 26, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Guys who describe Nolan as "cerebral" freak out when your favorite movie is a Japanese drama
November 24, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Petrucciani and Denzel😲 I'm jealous bro. mine are Louis C.K and Sydney Sweeney🤮
November 24, 2024 at 5:12 PM
He strikes me as the kind of guy who's never had a negative thought enter his mind. I really admire that
November 20, 2024 at 1:52 PM
I just had major surgery and kept saying no thanks when the nurses offered me benzos because I didn't wanna be a nuisance. Incredible flub on my part
November 19, 2024 at 9:35 AM
I wish my ex was still a part of my life. Mainly because I would like to plot various schemes ending with them falling through trap doors or holes in the ground hidden by leaves, etc.
November 15, 2024 at 3:13 AM
The two people I know under 50 who unironically use it are also the two most evil people I know, can't be a coincidence
November 12, 2024 at 1:34 PM