Megan Carver
@thornsnrosesdotco.bsky.social
Editor, Narrator, and Intimacy Coordinator
www.thornsnroses.co
www.thornsnroses.co
When in doubt, get the donut. Visiting family in Colorado, and I HAD to get a staple maple bar from Voodoo Donuts!
April 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
When in doubt, get the donut. Visiting family in Colorado, and I HAD to get a staple maple bar from Voodoo Donuts!
If you’re frustrated by AI audiobooks and don’t like KDP using “virtual voices” for audiobooks, join #humanvoicesonly
I’m participating and will narrate 250-300 words from you book or WIP and feature it on April 17th. F0rm in the comments!
I’m participating and will narrate 250-300 words from you book or WIP and feature it on April 17th. F0rm in the comments!
April 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If you’re frustrated by AI audiobooks and don’t like KDP using “virtual voices” for audiobooks, join #humanvoicesonly
I’m participating and will narrate 250-300 words from you book or WIP and feature it on April 17th. F0rm in the comments!
I’m participating and will narrate 250-300 words from you book or WIP and feature it on April 17th. F0rm in the comments!
Date night: tacos, hard cider, and axe throwing
April 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Date night: tacos, hard cider, and axe throwing
This is speculation, but why else would KDP/Audible/Amazon want your manuscript? They know AI audiobooks aren’t top-sellers. To me, this seems like predatory behavior on authors who can’t afford to produce audiobooks with human voices. What do you think?
April 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This is speculation, but why else would KDP/Audible/Amazon want your manuscript? They know AI audiobooks aren’t top-sellers. To me, this seems like predatory behavior on authors who can’t afford to produce audiobooks with human voices. What do you think?
Body dysmorphia isn’t something that goes away. You live with it forever. But working out with a purpose to get strong for stage combat? That sure helps.
March 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Body dysmorphia isn’t something that goes away. You live with it forever. But working out with a purpose to get strong for stage combat? That sure helps.
Got to see my gal Brianna Bancroft at silent book club last week! Keep an eye out for her audiobooks, narrated by Claire Marlowe 😉
March 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Got to see my gal Brianna Bancroft at silent book club last week! Keep an eye out for her audiobooks, narrated by Claire Marlowe 😉
It’s a shame that I don’t have super fun coworkers. Love working with Harley Chase! #audiobooknarrators 🎧 📚
March 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It’s a shame that I don’t have super fun coworkers. Love working with Harley Chase! #audiobooknarrators 🎧 📚
My thoughts on audiobook kickstarters?
They’re totally doable! And I’ve helped three different authors exceed goal. If you’re interested in Kickstarter coaching or want me to narrate your book (I coach for free on those), let me know. It’s possible! #authorsky
They’re totally doable! And I’ve helped three different authors exceed goal. If you’re interested in Kickstarter coaching or want me to narrate your book (I coach for free on those), let me know. It’s possible! #authorsky
March 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
My thoughts on audiobook kickstarters?
They’re totally doable! And I’ve helped three different authors exceed goal. If you’re interested in Kickstarter coaching or want me to narrate your book (I coach for free on those), let me know. It’s possible! #authorsky
They’re totally doable! And I’ve helped three different authors exceed goal. If you’re interested in Kickstarter coaching or want me to narrate your book (I coach for free on those), let me know. It’s possible! #authorsky
Had a blast at silent book club 🤫 📕
March 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Had a blast at silent book club 🤫 📕
Snuggles with my old man ❤️ this sweet boy is my rock, my little one, my everything. He’s the best coworker I’ll ever have. Here’s to the dogs that keep editors company. #editorsky
March 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Snuggles with my old man ❤️ this sweet boy is my rock, my little one, my everything. He’s the best coworker I’ll ever have. Here’s to the dogs that keep editors company. #editorsky
Thank you @laura.g.baumann.official @kaitlynalexisfarley and @nycstagecombat for your help with this! Highly recommend them for anyone looking to add to their fight reel.
March 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Thank you @laura.g.baumann.official @kaitlynalexisfarley and @nycstagecombat for your help with this! Highly recommend them for anyone looking to add to their fight reel.
This is 40. Spent the night running around yelling at men 15 years my junior and I loved every minute of it.
March 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This is 40. Spent the night running around yelling at men 15 years my junior and I loved every minute of it.
Twas a fun day on set!
March 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Twas a fun day on set!
Just doin narrator things 📚 🎧
March 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Just doin narrator things 📚 🎧
Goooood morning!
If you love audiobooks with grumpy Scottish vampires and FMCs with some serious sass, you’ll like this audiobook. “A Dream of Blood and Magic” by Olivia Boothe is available everywhere!
If you love audiobooks with grumpy Scottish vampires and FMCs with some serious sass, you’ll like this audiobook. “A Dream of Blood and Magic” by Olivia Boothe is available everywhere!
March 10, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Goooood morning!
If you love audiobooks with grumpy Scottish vampires and FMCs with some serious sass, you’ll like this audiobook. “A Dream of Blood and Magic” by Olivia Boothe is available everywhere!
If you love audiobooks with grumpy Scottish vampires and FMCs with some serious sass, you’ll like this audiobook. “A Dream of Blood and Magic” by Olivia Boothe is available everywhere!
Happy Valentine’s Day from these kids.
February 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day from these kids.
Ayoooo #indieauthors I have some surprise openings in March and April, plus spots in June!
February 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ayoooo #indieauthors I have some surprise openings in March and April, plus spots in June!
Client shout out! @keiranorth.bsky.social has some insane world building chops, and it’s been wonderful to check them out in preparation for recording “Gifted”! Be sure to read their work if you like adventure, sci-fi, and LGBTQ characters ❤️
February 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Client shout out! @keiranorth.bsky.social has some insane world building chops, and it’s been wonderful to check them out in preparation for recording “Gifted”! Be sure to read their work if you like adventure, sci-fi, and LGBTQ characters ❤️
If your book reads like white bread, I’m gonna call it out (nicely!) Diversity is so important, so if you have the opportunity to make one of your characters BIPOC, disabled, or LGBTQAI+ I’m going to ask you to explore that. #editorsky
February 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
If your book reads like white bread, I’m gonna call it out (nicely!) Diversity is so important, so if you have the opportunity to make one of your characters BIPOC, disabled, or LGBTQAI+ I’m going to ask you to explore that. #editorsky
Editing spot open in April!
February 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Editing spot open in April!
Hey #indieauthor folks! If you like an experienced editor who respects your story, leaves unhinged in-line comments, and believes in transparent communication, we’d probably get along.
January 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hey #indieauthor folks! If you like an experienced editor who respects your story, leaves unhinged in-line comments, and believes in transparent communication, we’d probably get along.
January 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Hey friends, I’m supporting this amazing Kickstarter and it’d be fantastic if you did too!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mer...
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January 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hey friends, I’m supporting this amazing Kickstarter and it’d be fantastic if you did too!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mer...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/mer...
Rocket says hi ❤️
January 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Rocket says hi ❤️
So you agree. You think you’re pretty.
January 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
So you agree. You think you’re pretty.