Xi Jinping Thot
@thotcontagion.bsky.social
I’m normal and can be trusted with weapons
February 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
He canonically is. I was just being silly🥰
January 27, 2026 at 10:43 PM
He canonically is. I was just being silly🥰
All cops are Baku ~zona
January 27, 2026 at 10:37 PM
All cops are Baku ~zona
I found it myself this time and I didn’t even swear😒
January 15, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I found it myself this time and I didn’t even swear😒
Ok fair but also a lot of women make me crazy as well
December 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Ok fair but also a lot of women make me crazy as well
I will take every excuse to repost this
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I will take every excuse to repost this
[Žižek voice] And what is it the hippos were hungry for? The empty, white sphere of fantasy, onto which they—and the children who controlled them—could project their desire. Once captured, each hippo releases this desire, unconsumed, into a pen to contain it, before beginning the search for more.
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Forced to act like adults while being treated like children.
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Forced to act like adults while being treated like children.
Well no, and I can speak from experience.
October 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Well no, and I can speak from experience.
The real answer is most of them don’t even like fishing. But the picture of them with their catch is the first picture of their face that they’ve had since high school bc they literally never take selfies.
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The real answer is most of them don’t even like fishing. But the picture of them with their catch is the first picture of their face that they’ve had since high school bc they literally never take selfies.
I would do this just so my insurance pays for my gender affirming care (night vision and a 30 mm chain gun)
October 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I would do this just so my insurance pays for my gender affirming care (night vision and a 30 mm chain gun)