Ricardo 🇵🇸
@thoughtcat.bsky.social
Lefty London bloke into painting, coffee, photography, trees and buns. “An awkward mix of the very serious and the very silly, but he gives it to you straight” - Stewart Lee. I also make up quotes and can’t see direct messages. #freepalestine
“Goin’ Christmas Chopin” was right there
December 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
“Goin’ Christmas Chopin” was right there
Cracking up at this job I noticed today. Not just the way the text has rendered without any spaces but the job title makes the mind boggle. I’ve read the full spec several times and still have no idea if the role is at a firm that sells stockings or it’s about the stocking *of* products or what.
December 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Cracking up at this job I noticed today. Not just the way the text has rendered without any spaces but the job title makes the mind boggle. I’ve read the full spec several times and still have no idea if the role is at a firm that sells stockings or it’s about the stocking *of* products or what.
A useful Google feature at last
December 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
A useful Google feature at last
If I were as successful as Lewis Hamilton, would I also dress like this? And if the answer is yes, which of course it is, why wouldn't I dress like it now? The eternal conundrum.
December 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
If I were as successful as Lewis Hamilton, would I also dress like this? And if the answer is yes, which of course it is, why wouldn't I dress like it now? The eternal conundrum.
Also known as Led Cep
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Also known as Led Cep
Surely this should say “please speak to the autonomous cleaning machine”?
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Surely this should say “please speak to the autonomous cleaning machine”?
Christ how embarrassing
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Christ how embarrassing
Throwback to this day in 2016 when at the height (i.e. nadir) of Brexitmania the Daily Mail complained about increasing EU migrant numbers at the same time as mourning, as a British national treasure, a German migrant most famous for playing a Spanish migrant in a racist TV show
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Throwback to this day in 2016 when at the height (i.e. nadir) of Brexitmania the Daily Mail complained about increasing EU migrant numbers at the same time as mourning, as a British national treasure, a German migrant most famous for playing a Spanish migrant in a racist TV show
Could it be because you’ve been writing a column pretending to be old and befuddled for about the past 200 years? It truly is a mystery
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Could it be because you’ve been writing a column pretending to be old and befuddled for about the past 200 years? It truly is a mystery
Honestly the absolute nerve of this prick
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Honestly the absolute nerve of this prick
‘I don’t live in a mansion. It’s a 1930s house’: Richmond residents react to council tax rise
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
‘I don’t live in a mansion. It’s a 1930s house’: Richmond residents react to council tax rise
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
🎵 A good fried egg these days is hard to find 🎶
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
🎵 A good fried egg these days is hard to find 🎶
Shocked, I tell you
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Shocked, I tell you
Now I heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don’t really care for music, do ya
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don’t really care for music, do ya
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Now I heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don’t really care for music, do ya
That David played and it pleased the Lord
But you don’t really care for music, do ya
Your daily piece of Guardian nonsense. Honestly how do these people keep their jobs?
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Your daily piece of Guardian nonsense. Honestly how do these people keep their jobs?
This pricing is definitely a Tesco thing, by the way. You can get a smaller tube (75ml vs the 125ml in the first post) for £2.50 in Lidl. The 75ml tubes were over £5 in Tesco. #daylightrobbery #shoparound
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This pricing is definitely a Tesco thing, by the way. You can get a smaller tube (75ml vs the 125ml in the first post) for £2.50 in Lidl. The 75ml tubes were over £5 in Tesco. #daylightrobbery #shoparound
This is the same columnist incidentally who wrote 20 years ago that we should "hold our noses" when voting Labour to ignore the stench of the Iraq war.
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
This is the same columnist incidentally who wrote 20 years ago that we should "hold our noses" when voting Labour to ignore the stench of the Iraq war.
Yeah god, I mean I see these all over the place, can’t get away from them
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Yeah god, I mean I see these all over the place, can’t get away from them
Everything’s okay folks, a tube of toothpaste is now £8. (Or, er, £3.50 if you give us access to your data)
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Everything’s okay folks, a tube of toothpaste is now £8. (Or, er, £3.50 if you give us access to your data)
Like he needs this. What do these people do all day, sit around thinking up new ways of making themselves even less popular than they already are?
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Like he needs this. What do these people do all day, sit around thinking up new ways of making themselves even less popular than they already are?
Admit it, you can't not warm to them
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Admit it, you can't not warm to them
Yes I should think that's the idea behind it.
November 13, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Yes I should think that's the idea behind it.
They’re just making up shop names now
November 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
They’re just making up shop names now