Thought Monkey
@thoughtmonkey.bsky.social
I get ideas, sometimes. Most of the time they are original, too.
I downloaded an app that says "Functions best if you rotate." I am so dizzy now I can't use the damn app.
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I downloaded an app that says "Functions best if you rotate." I am so dizzy now I can't use the damn app.
He may have ended eight wars but he started over 100 trade wars. Still has a negative balance in that account.
October 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
He may have ended eight wars but he started over 100 trade wars. Still has a negative balance in that account.
Just in: President signs Executive Order declaring satire a terrorist organization.
September 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Just in: President signs Executive Order declaring satire a terrorist organization.
I never paid much attention to Charlie Kirk. Was he the one with the pointy ears or the Asian guy at the drive console?
September 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I never paid much attention to Charlie Kirk. Was he the one with the pointy ears or the Asian guy at the drive console?
When I am able to travel backwards in time, I will be coming back to today and will stop at the curb to ask the guy in the white Tesla why he was pulling into a muffler shop.
September 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
When I am able to travel backwards in time, I will be coming back to today and will stop at the curb to ask the guy in the white Tesla why he was pulling into a muffler shop.
Hey White House: this is the actual date the end of WWII, instead of his birthday date as DJT lied to us.
August 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Hey White House: this is the actual date the end of WWII, instead of his birthday date as DJT lied to us.
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In July/45, these thirteen-year-old girls were camping, swimming in a river near Ruidoso, New Mexico.
The girl pictured at the front is Barbara Kent.
Unbeknownst to them, nearby the Manhattan Project had just detonated a nuclear bomb as a test.
All but Kent died of cancer before the age of 30.
The girl pictured at the front is Barbara Kent.
Unbeknownst to them, nearby the Manhattan Project had just detonated a nuclear bomb as a test.
All but Kent died of cancer before the age of 30.
August 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
In July/45, these thirteen-year-old girls were camping, swimming in a river near Ruidoso, New Mexico.
The girl pictured at the front is Barbara Kent.
Unbeknownst to them, nearby the Manhattan Project had just detonated a nuclear bomb as a test.
All but Kent died of cancer before the age of 30.
The girl pictured at the front is Barbara Kent.
Unbeknownst to them, nearby the Manhattan Project had just detonated a nuclear bomb as a test.
All but Kent died of cancer before the age of 30.
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August 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Headline: "USA invades Washington, DC."
August 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Headline: "USA invades Washington, DC."
It seems to me that Alaska's best move is to secede and join Canada while it still can.
August 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It seems to me that Alaska's best move is to secede and join Canada while it still can.
If it's okay to tell other countries to give up their territory to bullies then it's also okay to give up some of your own.
How do you pronounce "Alaska" in Russian?
How do you pronounce "Alaska" in Russian?
August 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If it's okay to tell other countries to give up their territory to bullies then it's also okay to give up some of your own.
How do you pronounce "Alaska" in Russian?
How do you pronounce "Alaska" in Russian?
Why journalists just don't say at press conferences: "Mr Trump, you're lying and I can prove it." ??? Because the journalists aren't doing their job getting proof.
July 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Why journalists just don't say at press conferences: "Mr Trump, you're lying and I can prove it." ??? Because the journalists aren't doing their job getting proof.
Apparently if you and your pals have well-hidden investments in Russian industry, it takes 50 days to cash out or protect the assets.
July 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Apparently if you and your pals have well-hidden investments in Russian industry, it takes 50 days to cash out or protect the assets.
WOW! A whopping 28% of ICE detainees have any sort of criminal record. The other 42 thousand detainees are grateful for the president's hospitality but would prefer to leave now, thanks.
July 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
WOW! A whopping 28% of ICE detainees have any sort of criminal record. The other 42 thousand detainees are grateful for the president's hospitality but would prefer to leave now, thanks.
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I notice he said "your" taxes would go up and not "our" taxes.
June 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I notice he said "your" taxes would go up and not "our" taxes.
Here's how seriously Canada is taking the "51st state" bs. Toronto has published its first-ever guide to making a Go Bag, albeit for "winter storm emergencies" even though it's summer. MAGA folk should ask Vietnam vets about being in a country that didn't want them.
www.toronto.ca/community-pe...
www.toronto.ca/community-pe...
Emergency Preparedness
During an emergency, being able to grab a pre-prepared bag of essentials may help ensure a speedy evacuation for your household. This May, we’re highlighting the importance of keeping a Grab and Go Ba...
www.toronto.ca
May 18, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Here's how seriously Canada is taking the "51st state" bs. Toronto has published its first-ever guide to making a Go Bag, albeit for "winter storm emergencies" even though it's summer. MAGA folk should ask Vietnam vets about being in a country that didn't want them.
www.toronto.ca/community-pe...
www.toronto.ca/community-pe...
Congrats! President Trump has successfully united the left and the right... unfortunately in Canada and Mexico. Not so in America.
March 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Congrats! President Trump has successfully united the left and the right... unfortunately in Canada and Mexico. Not so in America.
Canada's conservative political opposition leader Pierre Polievre says Canada has been 'betrayed by its best friend' with US tariffs imposed today.
March 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Canada's conservative political opposition leader Pierre Polievre says Canada has been 'betrayed by its best friend' with US tariffs imposed today.
Ontario Canada premier Doug Ford says if there are any more American tariffs, his province will put a 25% export tax on electricity sold to 4 states and not ruling out "shutting it off."
March 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Ontario Canada premier Doug Ford says if there are any more American tariffs, his province will put a 25% export tax on electricity sold to 4 states and not ruling out "shutting it off."
Trump tells Zelenskyy "you're gambling with World War III." Sorry to say this out loud but America has a history of letting World Wars go on a long time before getting in to it. So there's still plenty of time for the White House to cut your social benefits.
March 4, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Trump tells Zelenskyy "you're gambling with World War III." Sorry to say this out loud but America has a history of letting World Wars go on a long time before getting in to it. So there's still plenty of time for the White House to cut your social benefits.
Here's why Rubio looked so glum at the White House's Zelenskyy ambush: The USA signed up to help protect Ukraine and now America's word isn't worth the paper it's on. What an embarassment for the turncoat.
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March 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Here's why Rubio looked so glum at the White House's Zelenskyy ambush: The USA signed up to help protect Ukraine and now America's word isn't worth the paper it's on. What an embarassment for the turncoat.
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Stock down 30% this year so far. I feel sorry for the workers, but then again I always did.
March 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Stock down 30% this year so far. I feel sorry for the workers, but then again I always did.
Fingers crossed the FIFA World Cup won't have to move to Plan B and relocate to South America due to the White House.
March 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Fingers crossed the FIFA World Cup won't have to move to Plan B and relocate to South America due to the White House.
Hey fired Intelligence community workers, you can move to Canada or Britain or Australia and get green cards for a lot less than $5 million.
March 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hey fired Intelligence community workers, you can move to Canada or Britain or Australia and get green cards for a lot less than $5 million.