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The thread o’ tweets
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All the tweets I love, a few I hate. A few skeets too! Posted individually this time instead of threaded Posting in large batches, pls address complaints to dennisbhooper Alt text added but reply w/ additional description as you see fit. Also bluesky @‘s
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 4
Hey, a question: I add alt text for all of these but generally clip out the date (unless it’s relevant to the content of the post) and the like/retweet count. My assumption is that, with a text-to-speech program, that’s annoying/unnecessary info for people to sit through. Do I have the right idea?
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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 25d
gonna post some old tweets i’ve saved over the years
Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we'll be right back. (five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play) CNN ANCHOR: and we're back 1:01 PM - 26 Sep 2018 199 Retweets 1,215 Likes く
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · May 29
It’s still on the to do list, I just got a new job that’s kind of kicking my ass atm, so hopefully when that levels out…
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · May 29
Sorry I haven’t posted in a while. I’d wanted to go through the collection and reupload the ones where the alt text had the usernames cut off, because i like the idea of the collection being searchable, and I wanted to do that before I started doing new batches and, well, I still need to do that.
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · May 19
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 19
Devon Price @drdevonprice its fast fashion to You. im wearing a forever21 sweater i got during the bush administration 10/10/21
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 19
Lauren L Walker @LLW902 the simple fact of the matter is that those of us who committed every sea shanty from Master & Commander: The Far Side of the World to memory are just better prepared for prolonged isolation than the rest of you 3/16/20
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 18
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 15
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 15
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 10
This started as an archive on twitter five years ago, where I got this response all the time, where I always retweeted the original post a day or two before doing the screenshot, and where about a quarter of these posts and often whole accounts are just gone now. I also…
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 15
Paste this into the search window and you should find the screenshot you seek:

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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 14
name cannot be blank @stfuayen when i randomly remember one of my shirts i haven't seen in a while (Morty from Rick and morty waking up confused)
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 14
horse deals @heymermaid "This bad boy can fit so many oats" I slap the thoroughbred on his flank and he takes off running. I start to cry and jog after him
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 14
Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith I love that Slow Horses is mainly one spy who strategically makes himself so disgusting that he's effectively invisible and one spy who is unforgettably handsome and is always running top speed and shoving people out of the way shouting MOVE IT, I'M A SPY
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 14
Cullen Crawford @HelloCullen. landlords should not exist except as a mean nickname sailors call us
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 13
dave karpf @davekarpf Aug 26, 2019 This afternoon, I tweeted a brief joke about a well-known NYT op- Ed columnist. It got 9 likes and 0 retweets. I did not @ him. He does not follow me. He just emailed me, cc'ing my university provost. He is deeply offended that I called him a metaphorical bedbug. Alright fine... here is the email: (Screenshot of the email from Bret Stephens) From Bret Stephens, New York Times Stephens, Bret< to dkarpf, gwprovost 9:10 PM (59 minutes ago) Dear Dr. Karpf, Someone just pointed out a tweet you wrote about me, calling me a "bedbug." I'm often amazed about the things supposedly decent people are prepared to say about other people -- people they've never met -- on Twitter. I think you've set a new standard. I would welcome the opportunity for you to come to my home, meet my wife and kids, talk to us for for a few minutes, and then call me a "bedbug" to my face. That would take some genuine courage and intellectual integrity on your part. I promise to be courteous no matter what you have to say. Maybe it will make you feel better about yourself. Please consider this a standing invitation. You are more than welcome to bring your significant other. Cordially, Bret Stephens (Top of screenshot of Prof. Karpf’s original quote-tweet) Dave Karpf @davekarpf The bedbugs are a metaphor. The bedbugs are Bret Stephens. Stuart A. Thompson @stuartathompson Breaking-There are bedbugs in the NYT newsroom.
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 13
helena @freshhel I understand tht a very popular personality to perform rn is like "glamorous philosopher" but some of you are stupid
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 13
the heart @Fredward3948576 I am beyond blessed to inhabit the Earth at the same time as the moose, a beast of considerable proportions
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 13
Oscar Meyer Lansky @Medium Reginald "So yeah, this is my dog" "Hey there pal! How are you doing?" "And this is my cat" [nods] "Comrade."
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 13
slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social alright everybody stand up for this person to sing a really hard song about the war of 1812 solo a cappella, if they fuck up it will haunt them forever. then we'll play some baseball
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 13
@raxkingisdead I like the whole Gondor/Mordor thing. All cities should have an evil version right across the river, like DC and Arlington
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 12
Alec Sulkin @thesulk "Wanna listen to The Band?" "No. I'm just going to sit on an accordion while watching a Civil War documentary." Dec 29, 2017 Robbie Robertson @r0bbier0berts0n Wish I could've written for the Cleveland Show, instead.
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 12
Warrior Cop @wyatt_privilege instagram used to trick ppl into fucking up bc you'd be used to double tapping a pic to zoom in and surprise you just hearted some girl's beach pic from 2 mos ago. same shit back in spirit by telling ppl who watches their stories 11/19/18
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 12
Jax Philosopher Queen @Diamond_Jax Bluey referenced "mitochondria" and I immediately said to my 4yo "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" like a sleeper agent who just heard their activation phrase
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Mar 12
Coolee Bravo @BravoCoolee Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say "I like pancakes" and somebody will say "So you hate waffles?" No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.
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