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@threemillsdesign.bsky.social
My coping mechanism is creating designs with sarcasm, humor, satire, and social commentary. Making fun of Elon at the moment.
T-shirts, stickers, etc. Check ‘em out if you want.
https://3MillsDesign.redbubble.com
https://threemillsdesign.threadless.com
🎄Scrooge Trump is rolling out the “2 dolls” Christmas math again.🎄
Last year he was denying kids 30 dolls, now it’s 37… but thanks to his own tariff chaos, kids still only get 2 dolls and a few pencils.
Credit to @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social
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#Donny2Dolls #TARIFFS
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Trump's performative "rage" about Cuellar feels like a setup.
Trump pardons him… Cuellar stays a Democrat… and suddenly the GOP has a “both sides" corrupt Dem to wave around to suppress turnout in a swing district. No one wants you, Cuellar.
#Cuellar #PoliticalCorruption #pardon
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Revealed!
I was able to get a closer look at Trump’s FIFA Peace Medal🥇, and the back explains everything. 🏆⚽💩

#Trump #FIFAIsCorrupt #FIFAPeaceMedal #QuietPiggy
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
“SSecretary” Pete Hegseth’s Fog of War isn’t about battlefield confusion, it’s about personal dysfunction.
If you can’t keep a promise to wife 1 or wife 2, what makes anyone think you’ll keep one to America about your drinking?
🍺📺🧠
#PeteHegseth #FogOfWar #signalgate
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
🚨 GRAND OPENING ANNOUNCEMENT! 🚨 We’re thrilled to announce the launch of Kash Patel's Big Boy Jackets, the only place to find performance outerwear for the most demanding small delicate frames!
#KashPatel #KashsBigBoyJackets #PoliticalHumor #FBIJacket
December 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The gift that keeps giving. 🐘☕ Our White Elephant Tumbler is rugged and the only “prize” that won't end up in the re-gift pile.
Order now to win the office party! 🎁
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#HolidayShopping #Tumblers #WhiteElephant #GiftForHim #GiftForHer #LastCall #ShopSmall
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The perfect White Elephant gift is either amazing or so bad, it’s amazing. This year, don't let your friends down. Our candle & tumbler are here to save the exchange!
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#WhiteElephantIdeas #FunnyCandles #GagGifts #ChristmasGifts #GiftExchange #LastMinuteGifts
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Speaker Mike Johnson wishes everyone a Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 and shares a fun personal story with his prayer group, "The Gobble Gobble Boyz!”

#MikeJohnson #Thanksgiving #TurkeyBaster #nokings
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This White Elephant doesn't care you can't find the perfect gift for your office party.

It’s not his fault that he is so valuable that he’s essentially useless!
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#WhiteElephantGift #GiftSteal #FunnyGifts #SecretSantaGifts #officegifts #officeparty
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Is DOGE shut down or not? Honestly, who can keep track? 🐕

Whether you want to send the entire project To a Farm Upstate, or you're ready to declare that DOGE Has Rabies, we have the perfect design.

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#DOGE #USAID #ElonMuskSatire #FunnyTees #ActivistApparel
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Forget the boring gifts. This year, you’re playing to WIN. 🏆
Our White Elephant Champion candle is the only prize worth stealing. Start the year off with a fight.
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#WhiteElephantGift #GiftSteal #HolidayGame #FunnyGifts #SecretSantaGifts #officegifts #officeparty
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Coast Guard's Latest Flagship Launch! 🚢

Pete Hegseth is super excited about the Coast Guard’s new “Christian Values” rule allowing swastikas & nooses so they can get matching tattoos.

#PeteHegseth #CoastGuard #ChristianValues #nokings #maganazis
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Turned this into a shirt. 🐷🤐 “Quiet PIGGY” flips fat Trump’s impotent remark to Bloomberg News reporter Catherine Lucey’s Epstein question into bold protest art.
Tees, stickers & more.
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1760...

#QuietPiggy #EpsteinFiles #TrumpPig #NoKings
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
🥖 Own one of the most dangerous hoagies in the world.
“SUB-vert ICE” turns a flying sandwich into satire, protest, and punchline. 🧅🥒
Spice it up on tees, stickers & more.
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#SUBvertICE #SatiricalProtest #VisualResistance #BoldSatire
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Crush ICE. Break the block. Satire meets protest in bold design.
On tees, stickers & more. Make your stance visible, let the silence crack.
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1759...

#CrushICE #SatiricalArt #BoldStatement #ResistanceDesign
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If there is one "Piggy" that needs to be quiet, it's this fat hog.

#QuietPiggy #EpsteinFiles #DementiaDon
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Thoughts on Trump's recent "Change of Heart" on releasing the Epstein Files.
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Ruh Roh. Spoiler alert for the lamest Scooby Doo mystery reveal ever. MAGA, Trump, Epstein, and the GOP revealed for what they’ve always been.

Shirts, stickers, & more:
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#Trump #Epstein #PedoBear #GOP
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Stop Picking on Governor Joe Lombardo!
Sure, he's too busy fundraising to help.
Sure, he let a cyberattack cripple the state’s systems.
Sure, he told critics “F*** you” at a fundraiser.
Sure, he watches 500,000 Nevadans lose food assistance.
But hey, at least he isn’t making people wear masks.
November 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Kristi Noem caught her and now ANTIFA’s girlfriend is revealed!

The inflatable bunny that’s confusing fascists and melting hearts. Camouflage never looked this cuddly. 💥🐰

Shirts, stickers, & more.
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1756...

#Satire #AntifascistArt #portlandprotests #KristiNoemKilledHerDog
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Kristi Noem caught ANTIFA’s girlfriend, but she never found ANTIFA’s boyfriend!
The inflatable sloth of the revolution. Resisting fascism one nap at a time.
Shirts, stickers, & more. 🦥🔥
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1756...

#Satire #AntifaBoyfriend #portlandprotests #KristiNoemKilledHerDog
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I don’t know why everyone is mad at Karoline Leavitt for marrying a grandpa figure.
It seems like true love to me. ❤️💯❤️

#EpsteinList #JanuaryDecemberRomance #MoneyBuysHappiness #GrandaddyIssues
November 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
BREAKING: Hogan’s Heroes reboot just announced.
Starring Donald Trump as Gen. Burkhalter and Mike Johnson as Sgt. Schultz.
Production costs slashed! They already had the uniforms.

#nokings #maganazis #MikeJohnsonWatchesPornWithHisSon
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
In honor of very smart Trump restarting nuclear bomb testing, our Nevada Test Site Tans, located just outside Las Vegas, is back in business! Come see our limited future! ☢️

Merch here: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1688...

#NuclearFashion #NevadaTans #VintageSatire #AtomicAgeHumor #CrispyGlow
October 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM