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PTA drops a banger. DiCaprio switches from wild freedom fighter to washed dad with hilarious ease, Penn is pure venom, and the whole thing plays like a Black Mirror riff on modern America. Smart, tense, political without preaching.
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One Battle After Another (2025) review by ThreeSpoons
PTA returns with something sharp, stylish and loud in the quiet moments. One Battle After Another feels like classic Anderson territory but wired into a modern anxiety that makes every scene twitch. T...
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November 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Roofman is a quirky true crime dramedy with charm, a sweet romance and just enough 2000s film grain to feel nostalgic. Fun, odd and surprisingly wholesome.

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Roofman (2025) review by ThreeSpoons
Roofman takes an absolutely bonkers true story and plays it with heart instead of hype. It leans into the oddness without ever making the people feel like cartoons. Channing Tatum does the everyman th...
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November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Unexpected chemistry, timeless message. Good Fortune pairs Ansari, Rogen and Reeves in a heartfelt comedy that feels like It’s a Wonderful Life for the gig economy. Wholesome, funny and never too preachy.

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Good Fortune (2025) review by ThreeSpoons
Good Fortune shouldn’t work quite as well as it does. In his feature directorial debut, Aziz Ansari writes, directs and stars as Arj, a gig-economy struggler whose life gets turned inside out by the a...
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November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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A haunted house seen through a dog’s eyes. Good Boy is tender, eerie, and beautifully shot, half ghost story, half love letter to man’s best friend.
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Good Boy (2025) shout by ThreeSpoons
You’ll come for the haunted house, but you’ll stay because you’ve fallen for Indy. This soulful dog commands the screen from the first frame, with the camera kept low and the colours muted to show the...
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October 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Colman and Cumberbatch are dynamite in The Roses, all smiles, venom, and British bite. A tight, nasty little gem where charm and cruelty share a glass of wine. Gorgeous scenery, killer timing, and Andy Samberg quietly stealing scenes.
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The Roses (2025) shout by ThreeSpoons
The Roses is a deliciously vicious domestic drama that starts with polite conversation and ends in emotional bloodshed. Olivia Colman and Benedict Cumberbatch play a couple whose marriage curdles befo...
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October 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Solvent wants to be profound but ends up loud, messy, and smug.
Ambitious, yes. Watchable? Barely.
A barrage of politics, fluids, and philosophy that feels like being trapped in a lecture with body horror as punctuation.
#filmsky #moviesky #horrorsky

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Solvent (2024) shout by ThreeSpoons
Ambitious, yes. Watchable? Barely. Set in a crumbling Austrian farmhouse once owned by the director’s family, Solvent follows Gunner Holbrook, a weary American investigator searching for Nazi-era docu...
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October 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Lake Michigan Monster is absurd, stylish and oddly beautiful. A low-budget fever dream that’s funnier than most comedies and weirder than most horrors.
Ryland Brickson Cole Tews is carving out his own mad little universe and i'm here for it!
#filmsky #moviesky #horrorsky

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Lake Michigan Monster (2018) review by ThreeSpoons
Lake Michigan Monster feels like the work of a man who dreamt of making a monster movie, woke up halfway through and decided to keep filming the dream. Shot in high-contrast black and white on a shoes...
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October 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Traumatika swings hard but loses its balance. Part psychological horror, part possession nightmare, part revenge slasher. The horror works, the story doesn’t. Still, it’s nasty, stylish, and unsettling enough to haunt non-horror fans.
#horrorsky #filmsky #moviesky

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Traumatika (2025) review by ThreeSpoons
Traumatika opens with a haunting past that refuses to stay buried. A cursed artifact, an abused family, and a demon named Volpaazu intertwine across decades, from a child’s horrific home life to a gro...
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October 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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The ultimate starter horror. Creepy enough to feel forbidden, tame enough you’ll still sleep fine. Rubber monsters, zombie dads, and stop-motion chaos. Pure 80s magic.
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The Gate (1987) review by ThreeSpoons
A cult classic I somehow missed growing up, The Gate is everything a kid of the 80s could want in a scary film. It has that perfect balance of danger and innocence, just enough edge to feel like you’r...
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October 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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A slow-burn ghost story with charm and menace. Two staff spend the hotel’s final days chasing proof of a haunting, drifting between boredom and terror. Cozy, eerie, and deeply atmospheric, a gentle chill that lingers long after.
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The Innkeepers (2011) review by ThreeSpoons
This modern classic is what paved the way for Ti West to become the horror legend we know today. The Innkeepers is a small, character-driven haunting that trades cheap scares for mood, patience, and m...
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October 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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HIM begins as a sports drama and ends as a surreal nightmare. Stylish, brutal, and hypnotic, it drills deep into ambition, pain, and identity.
#filmsky #moviesky #horrorsky
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HIM (2025) review by ThreeSpoons
HIM opens with the familiar rhythm of sporting ambition. Cam, an up-and-coming quarterback, is chasing greatness with relentless focus. Just as he nears his big break, he’s suddenly attacked and left ...
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October 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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A side-scrolling descent into Lovecraftian horror. Cheap, weird, and utterly committed to its madness. It shouldn’t work, but it does.
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The Waves of Madness (2024) shout by ThreeSpoons
The Waves of Madness is a low-budget gem that shouldn’t be half as effective as it is. Shot entirely as a digital side-scroller, it feels like watching a video game come to life, yet instead of gimmic...
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October 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Two siblings find a body in their mum’s house and chaos follows. Twisted fun with good performances, but nothing groundbreaking. Think Very Bad Things with less bite.
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Adulthood (2025) shout by ThreeSpoons
Adulthood kicks off with a sharp hook as two seemingly normal siblings discover a corpse in their mother’s home. What follows is a chain reaction of poor choices and accidental deaths that grow increa...
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October 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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V/H/S/Halloween nails the spirit of the season. Cursed soda links twisted tales of candy carnage, parental fear, and backyard mayhem. Creepy, clever, and soaked in that perfect Halloween mix of fun and dread. A better entry in the series.
#moviesky #filmsky #horrorsky
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V/H/S/HALLOWEEN (2025) review by ThreeSpoons
V/H/S/Halloween feels like a love letter to everything that makes October special, the haunted mazes, the trick-or-treat chaos, and the unease that lurks behind every smiling pumpkin. The connecting s...
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October 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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A solid Halloween watch with style but no soul. Night of the Reaper mixes Scream’s slasher thrills with Fincher’s detective mood but can’t decide which film it wants to be. Slick, tense and well-shot, just not one you’ll remember next year.
#filmsky #moviesky #horrorsky

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Night of the Reaper (2025) shout by ThreeSpoons
It wears its influences on its sleeves, from its late 80s setting to the Reaper’s mask, but it never finds the cool or wit of the 90s slashers it worships. The film runs two tracks, a babysitter guard...
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October 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Primitive War is Predator with T-Rexes and Hendrix riffs. Sweaty, loud and gloriously stupid in the best way. The Nam grit and dino carnage make it a wild, blood-soaked ride that absolutely delivers where it counts.
#filmsky #moviesky #horrorsky

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Primitive War (2025) shout by ThreeSpoons
Primitive War feels like the fever dream of someone who watched Apocalypse Now and thought, “Needs more velociraptors.” All the Nam film essentials are here: choppers thundering through the jungle, cl...
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October 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Splitsville (2025) starts like a rom-com, then veers into chaos. Open marriages, poly mess, fights in fish tanks, slapstick and heartbreak collide. Darker, funnier and far more unhinged than you’d expect.
#filmsky #moviesky

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Splitsville (2025) review by ThreeSpoons
Splitsville lures you in with a familiar setup: Carey (Kyle Marvin) and Ashley (Adria Arjona) on the verge of divorce after a shock confession. What follows is anything but standard. Carey retreats to...
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September 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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A chilling look at those paid to scrub the internet clean. American Sweatshop makes content moderation feel like horror, even if it avoids diving fully into the abyss.
#filmsky #moviesky #horrorsky

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American Sweatshop (2025) shout by ThreeSpoons
American Sweatshop follows Daisy Moriarty (Lili Reinhart), a content moderator at Paladin tasked with watching flagged videos and deciding what stays online. Violence, abuse, hate, it is endless, and ...
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September 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Zach Cregger trades Barbarian’s sharp shocks for a sprawling horror mosaic. Weapons is messy, slow, and savage, but when it lands it really lands and I’ll be thinking about this one for a while!
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Weapons (2025) review by ThreeSpoons
Rather than showing the disappearance of a whole class of kids, Weapons starts in the aftermath and never looks back. That choice makes the film feel immediate and uncanny, dropping us into the wrecka...
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September 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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A cheeky, darkly twisted heist romp. Eenie Meanie leans into its tropes. Samara Weaving nails the snappy, morally murky lead, surrounded by delightfully crazy sidekicks.
If you fancy fast cars and a thought-provoking edge, this hits the spot.
#moviesky #filmsky

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Eenie Meanie (2025) review by ThreeSpoons
Gripping from the get-go, Eenie Meanie serves up all the familiar heist-film ingredients you secretly crave: a razor-tongued heroine with a troubled past, a wild ensemble of crew members who bring the...
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September 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Rebel Ridge (2024) is a decent corrupt cop thriller. Entertaining enough but caught in the middle. Too light to feel dark, too flat to be funny. A solid time killer, best suited for when you just need something to watch.

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Rebel Ridge (2024) shout by ThreeSpoons
Rebel Ridge delivers the basics of a corrupt cop thriller with enough style to keep you engaged. There is tension, some sharp bursts of action, and a story that moves briskly enough, but it never lean...
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August 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Vanessa Kirby tries her best, but The Night Always Comes is a pale echo of Uncut Gems or Good Time. Miserable, slow, and forgettable. Watch the real thing instead.
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Night Always Comes (2025) review by ThreeSpoons
The Night Always Comes wants to be a tense, street-level thriller about desperation and bad decisions. What we get instead is a sluggish slog where nothing quite lands. Vanessa Kirby plays Lynsey, a w...
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August 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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The Pickup wants to be a cheeky throwback heist flick, but it’s mostly flat jokes, limp action, and Eddie Murphy on autopilot. Keke Palmer tries, but even she can’t save this misfire.
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The Pickup (2025) shout by ThreeSpoons
The Pickup tries to pass itself off as an old-school Eddie Murphy caper but forgets the charm, wit, and even basic plot coherence. It tosses together a mismatched crew, a big dumb heist, and a lot of ...
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August 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Eddington drags us back to the feverpit of 2020: masks, mistrust, conspiracy-bait neighbours. Phoenix’s sheriff vs Pascal’s mayor starts small, then spirals into Aster’s trademark descent into chaos. Well made & acted, but too long and recent to enjoy.
#movieksy #filmsky
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Eddington (2025) review by ThreeSpoons
Eddington unfolds like an absurd western noir version of recent memory: May 2020. Masks, mistrust, politics as blood sport, neighbours at each other’s throats. That is your setting. Ari Aster designs ...
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August 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Together (2025) turns “rom-com-meets-gore” into a date-night thrill ride. Brie & Franco dazzle in a creeping folk Lovecraft body horror that’s as hilarious as it is horrifying. Perfect if you’re into love, laughs and limbs gone wrong. #horrorsky #moviesky #filmsky

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Together (2025) review by ThreeSpoons
Together starts cosy, with two people in love and that awkward “we should take things further” vibe. Then it screws that expectation sideways. Before you know it, it’s body horror with deliciously gro...
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August 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM