Huh. Well, far be it for me to be a better person, so here I am promoting my useless 3d models or frogs and fish.
www.printables.com/model/148415...

Heh, my spouse trimmed back a fig without my input and left the branches in a compost pile. They've started growing, and the figs they still had on them are ripening.

I'm a little amazed you didn't get more flak about dressing up in any way. I thought Disney was nit-picky about that.

Depends: how old is the kid? I've been swearing in front of my offspring since my oldest was eight and had a rule that they couldn't cuss until they learned how to do it right.

Oooo! If you have the time, go north to the Monterey Bay Aquarium! They have a touch tank to touch giant isopods and they help rehab baby sea otters!

Better still is that most (if not all) pumpkin toadlet species are deaf.

I made a 3d sculpt of those! Sort of. Different species, you get the idea.
www.printables.com/model/143569...

Then maybe have a look.

#3dmodeling #3dprinting #3dsculpting #3danimals

Or want your own model of a Pacific spiny lumpsucker
www.printables.com/model/146940...

So if you'd like to print your own red eyed #treefrog
www.patreon.com/posts/free-r...

I can't apply because I'm not in the area, but have some free 3d printable files of animals I've sculpted:

www.printables.com/@3square_359...

Better than my plan to drink myself into a stupor.