Well-Seasoned Cast Iron
@thresherk.bsky.social
He/him, northeastern US, somewhere in the burbs.
I'm starting at the first sentence: Firehose of "news" is supposed to feed those who open their mouths under the puke funnel, not the mainstream media's tastemaker.
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I'm starting at the first sentence: Firehose of "news" is supposed to feed those who open their mouths under the puke funnel, not the mainstream media's tastemaker.
Somewhere in between, but more to the delightful for me. Extra effort was put into this compared to many TV-to-movie adaptations, and it pays off.
The sets, the gags, work for me. John Goodman gets to do a Jackie Gleason (via Fred) nod. And he and Rick Moranis are locked in.
The sets, the gags, work for me. John Goodman gets to do a Jackie Gleason (via Fred) nod. And he and Rick Moranis are locked in.
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Somewhere in between, but more to the delightful for me. Extra effort was put into this compared to many TV-to-movie adaptations, and it pays off.
The sets, the gags, work for me. John Goodman gets to do a Jackie Gleason (via Fred) nod. And he and Rick Moranis are locked in.
The sets, the gags, work for me. John Goodman gets to do a Jackie Gleason (via Fred) nod. And he and Rick Moranis are locked in.
Screenshot from my feed. Sometimes life lines up like this.
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Screenshot from my feed. Sometimes life lines up like this.
I hope the Independent Center sent the Wallet Inspector to your studio. Some grifters really know their targets.
December 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I hope the Independent Center sent the Wallet Inspector to your studio. Some grifters really know their targets.
Anklets on a calico? Very cute.
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Anklets on a calico? Very cute.
I read "understated" as "no Garrison paintings". Anyone else?
December 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I read "understated" as "no Garrison paintings". Anyone else?
He's calling it a town hall, right?
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
He's calling it a town hall, right?
The Bullseyes are still good eats. Even as a kid I didn't understand the appeal of circus peanuts.
(For reference, I am "Grandma kept a dish of ribbon candy which stuck together in summer's humidity" years old.)
(For reference, I am "Grandma kept a dish of ribbon candy which stuck together in summer's humidity" years old.)
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The Bullseyes are still good eats. Even as a kid I didn't understand the appeal of circus peanuts.
(For reference, I am "Grandma kept a dish of ribbon candy which stuck together in summer's humidity" years old.)
(For reference, I am "Grandma kept a dish of ribbon candy which stuck together in summer's humidity" years old.)
If I were a technophobe would I be able to run the BlueSky app from tape thru a PDP-11?
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
If I were a technophobe would I be able to run the BlueSky app from tape thru a PDP-11?
Happy Thanksgiving from my humble family home.
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from my humble family home.
The PWHL has added Seattle and Vancouver this year? Cool.
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The PWHL has added Seattle and Vancouver this year? Cool.
"Every animator has 100,000 bad drawings in them. The sooner you get them on paper and out of the way the sooner you get better."
Paraphrased, but guess the source.
Paraphrased, but guess the source.
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
"Every animator has 100,000 bad drawings in them. The sooner you get them on paper and out of the way the sooner you get better."
Paraphrased, but guess the source.
Paraphrased, but guess the source.
Eh, the NYT has known this since before "Biden is old" became their assignment editor.
Little late to do the right thing now. Would have been nice before the election.
Little late to do the right thing now. Would have been nice before the election.
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Eh, the NYT has known this since before "Biden is old" became their assignment editor.
Little late to do the right thing now. Would have been nice before the election.
Little late to do the right thing now. Would have been nice before the election.
I'm wondering which of those patriotic songs Republicans sing along with during Casablanca.
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I'm wondering which of those patriotic songs Republicans sing along with during Casablanca.
Laurel & Hardy's version rules in my home.
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Laurel & Hardy's version rules in my home.
I really enjoyed pecan pie until I developed an allergy to pecans. 😡
Especially at this time of year, why must thou torture me so? 😂
Especially at this time of year, why must thou torture me so? 😂
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I really enjoyed pecan pie until I developed an allergy to pecans. 😡
Especially at this time of year, why must thou torture me so? 😂
Especially at this time of year, why must thou torture me so? 😂
A thousand inquiring stand-ups are finally getting a response to "What's the deal with airline food?"
Top notch stenography.
PS When I think "dress and comport myself better" I think of Barack and Michelle or Joe and Jill. If that's Duffy's goal, he's succeeded.
Top notch stenography.
PS When I think "dress and comport myself better" I think of Barack and Michelle or Joe and Jill. If that's Duffy's goal, he's succeeded.
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
A thousand inquiring stand-ups are finally getting a response to "What's the deal with airline food?"
Top notch stenography.
PS When I think "dress and comport myself better" I think of Barack and Michelle or Joe and Jill. If that's Duffy's goal, he's succeeded.
Top notch stenography.
PS When I think "dress and comport myself better" I think of Barack and Michelle or Joe and Jill. If that's Duffy's goal, he's succeeded.
Nothing says "vast majority of Americans" than Alan Dershowitz, whom I know two things about, both of which are how he's the most unpopular guy on Martha's Vineyard.
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Nothing says "vast majority of Americans" than Alan Dershowitz, whom I know two things about, both of which are how he's the most unpopular guy on Martha's Vineyard.
I discovered it awfully late and was grateful for it.
In my TV history I find it a wonderful continuation from Monster Chiller Horror Theater.
In my TV history I find it a wonderful continuation from Monster Chiller Horror Theater.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I discovered it awfully late and was grateful for it.
In my TV history I find it a wonderful continuation from Monster Chiller Horror Theater.
In my TV history I find it a wonderful continuation from Monster Chiller Horror Theater.
Trump broke the "Trump gets to curse" barrier.
And "woman reporter is piggy" barrier. While those pearl clutchers dropping onto their fainting couches and tone policing every Democrat in the last thirty years clapped their fucking yaps.
Not sure about your take; every curse feels earned to me.
And "woman reporter is piggy" barrier. While those pearl clutchers dropping onto their fainting couches and tone policing every Democrat in the last thirty years clapped their fucking yaps.
Not sure about your take; every curse feels earned to me.
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Trump broke the "Trump gets to curse" barrier.
And "woman reporter is piggy" barrier. While those pearl clutchers dropping onto their fainting couches and tone policing every Democrat in the last thirty years clapped their fucking yaps.
Not sure about your take; every curse feels earned to me.
And "woman reporter is piggy" barrier. While those pearl clutchers dropping onto their fainting couches and tone policing every Democrat in the last thirty years clapped their fucking yaps.
Not sure about your take; every curse feels earned to me.
Would OP also get discounts prompted by the next customer's buying habits?
"Where are all these haemmoroid coupons coming from?"
"Where are all these haemmoroid coupons coming from?"
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Would OP also get discounts prompted by the next customer's buying habits?
"Where are all these haemmoroid coupons coming from?"
"Where are all these haemmoroid coupons coming from?"
Is that 332,000 soybeans, individually? I can believe that.
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Is that 332,000 soybeans, individually? I can believe that.
"If this is anybody but Hardee's, you're stealing my bit!"
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"If this is anybody but Hardee's, you're stealing my bit!"
The last one was not a turkey frying disaster, just a turkey grease disaster, right?
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The last one was not a turkey frying disaster, just a turkey grease disaster, right?
"There's a banner behind the plane. It reads
Wwwww....
Kayyyy....
Arrrrr...
Peeee..."
Wwwww....
Kayyyy....
Arrrrr...
Peeee..."
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"There's a banner behind the plane. It reads
Wwwww....
Kayyyy....
Arrrrr...
Peeee..."
Wwwww....
Kayyyy....
Arrrrr...
Peeee..."