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@threshyshark.bsky.social
it's that guy that's 3 sharks in a trenchcoat

30 | he/they | gay and stupid | #threshart
WHATEVER MAN! IM JUST GONNA THINK ABOUT YAOI!
February 14, 2026 at 5:48 PM
And my bosssssssssssss saidddddddd "well if u won't do it this other artist can do it:)" and now it's a whooooole fucking thiiiingngggggg aauuuugghhhh
February 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Another front desk quoted two finger tattoos at $80 each when the minimum you should charge for something like that should be like $120 in an area where the touchup would require the piece being done twicefold. And the artist she gave it to is like oh 80 is too low I'll only do that if no touchup-
February 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Luv u 😘
February 14, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I summoned him
February 14, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I struggle with having a wider circle because I have terminal please like me disease even though that's not realistic so very often I'm taking 1 billion points of psychic damage going hyooogghhhgghh
February 14, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Reposted by the creature
January 9, 2026 at 1:14 PM
I love that all my friends hop on my trend of naming every guy Kevin
February 14, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Oomf time so cozy......zzzzzz
February 14, 2026 at 5:33 AM
"your coworkers have been telling you to learn to tattoo for the entire time you lived here" I knoooowwwwwwww [DRAGGING MY HANDS DOWN MY FACE]
February 14, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Piercing is also easy to learn overall as an alternative I'm just tired of NO JOBS! NO JOBS! NO JOBS! while all my coworkers tell me to tattoo
February 14, 2026 at 5:01 AM